On Aug 16, 1:33?am, ChrisC <chrisp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> I just can't get off the buggers. I wonder if I can use Zyban on my
> cocktail of schizoaffective drugs. I really REALLY want to quit! I use
> 40mg of Citalopram, 10mg of Diazepam, 50mg of Sulpiride in the morning
> and at night. Then 25mg Clozapine at night. Would I be able to take
> Zyban as well to give up?
zyban's just cleverly disguised welbutrin, an antidepressant.
or is welbutrin cleverly disguised zyban, a
nicotine deterant?
try takin' one of each and lemme know.
> I really REALLY want to quit! I use
> 40mg of Citalopram,
i just looked that up. send me some, k? i have vertigo. i dunno if
i have vertigo, but i have no balance, people won't walk next to me or
i'll navigate 'em right of tha sidewalk (or'ah bridge if it's an
especially bad day) and everyone around me seems to move stuff around
so i won't destoy stuff, they move stuff outta my way when i'm walkin'
to'ah destination so's i don't leave'ah path of destruction and alotta
folks think i'm drunk cuz i trip over nothin'. amazingly, nobody
believes me when i AM drunk ! i almost gotta piss test to convince
'em. do i have vertigo, am i just clumsy, or should i drink more?
you should hook me up with that citalopram, dude. it's only
righteous.
> 10mg of Diazepam,
i know what that is.
> 50mg of Sulpiride in the morning
that's tha same stuff as that other stuff, that vertigo stuff.
exactly tha same.... except it's produced in lactating women. (now
you could go places with that'n if yer'ah kinky bastid.)
> and at night. Then 25mg Clozapine at night.
that does tha same thing as that diazapam stuff.
you ain't gotta cocktail of schizophrenic drugs, unless yer cocktails
have one ingredient. them two vertigo drugs are tha same, so yer
basically takin one, and the other two are for anxiety or panic, so
yer basically tkin' one, and i wonder why they're doin' that?
i'm thinkin'i since yer already nutty, what kinda evil wench would
stack yer medication cards ta make ya even nuttier. hell... i'm
already nuttier than i was before i read about yer meds. that's like
givin' kid a pair of shoes and callin' one a horse and the other
one'ah taco and tellin' tha kid to wear the horse and the taco, but at
different intervals.
ok, it's official. i'm now completely insane.
> Would I be able to take
> Zyban as well to give up?
no way ! but i'm absolutely positive that the welbutrin is the way ta
go.
come ta think of it, smokin' could be tha only thing that has any
consistency in your life, at least a cigarette's a cigarette ! i vote
ta keep smokin' and get off them two matchin' schizo drugs and opt for
one, if any, and same with the anxiety stuff.... take one. or
whatever i'm tryin' ta say, do that.
then drive yer doc nutz, replace his family pic with one of another
family when he ain't lookin, do that everytime ya visit him, but with
another family, maybe throw an interracial one in, put his obituary in
tha paper and watch tha condolences and flowers pour in, get yer
buddies ta help ya turn his car upside down durin' his work day,
replace his kleenex box with one that's all flowery, eat all his candy
during a session and when he ain't lookin', slowly fill it back up,
and leave a huge stack of wrappers from tha ones ya ate beside it,
replace his Montblanc pen with'ah bic and then getta two way mirror,
hold it up in front of him and tell him blow by blow every move he's
makin'. if that don't work, replace his armani jacket that's probly
is slung over his mega-chair with'ah a blue WalMart vest. get ahold
of his script pad and write "apples" on it. on the script directly
underneath it, write "how do ya like THEM?"
....then send him picture postcards from the edge when he's in tha
psych ward.
sign em "big brother."
oh, i fergot all about that smokin' gig. yeah, take tha zyban. ya
won't quit smokin', cigarettes'll just taste like shit.
~tanya
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