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Old 12-17-2006, 12:24 AM
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Can't find you. Hope you are OK.
love Meryl
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Old 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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Hope you're ok Tanya

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Old 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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"Mystic Angel" <Angel_Whispers53@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Hope you're ok Tanya
>

Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and listen
to him prey on Jesus 24/7.

In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>


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Old 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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"ASA-P OWNER" <ASA-P@asa-p.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Mystic Angel" <Angel_Whispers53@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:508-458535C4-650@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net...
>> Hope you're ok Tanya
>>

> Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
> listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
>
> In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>
>


Poor Chung.



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Old 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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Masahiro Saito wrote:
> "ASA-P OWNER" wrote:
> > "Mystic Angel" wrote:

>
> >> Hope you're ok Tanya
> >>

> > Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
> > listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
> >
> > In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>

>
> Poor Chung.


The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
been a blessing.

It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
this past Wednesday.

She knows my love for her remains unconditional...

.... just as Mystic Angel knows my love for her also remains
unconditional.

May GOD continue heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear neighbor
whom I love unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love

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Old 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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"Masahiro Saito" <saito@chop.wood.com> wrote in message
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> "ASA-P OWNER" <ASA-P@asa-p.net> wrote in message
> news:em41qe$fa6$1@aioe.org...
>>
>> "Mystic Angel" <Angel_Whispers53@webtv.net> wrote in message
>> news:508-458535C4-650@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net...
>>> Hope you're ok Tanya
>>>

>> Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
>> listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
>>
>> In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>
>>

>
> Poor Chung.
>

As Clint Eastwood would say " He had it coming"

As completely loony succubus's go, Tanya is a good egg...



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Old 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <love4@thetruth.com> wrote in message
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> Masahiro Saito wrote:
>> "ASA-P OWNER" wrote:
>> > "Mystic Angel" wrote:

>>
>> >> Hope you're ok Tanya
>> >>
>> > Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
>> > listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
>> >
>> > In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>

>>
>> Poor Chung.

>
> The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
> been a blessing.
>
> It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
> this past Wednesday.
>
> She knows my love for her remains unconditional...
>

Just what until she uses your face as a corncob..


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Old 12-18-2006, 01:32 AM
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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ASA-P OWNER wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > Masahiro Saito wrote:
> >> "ASA-P OWNER" wrote:
> >> > "Mystic Angel" wrote:
> >>
> >> >> Hope you're ok Tanya
> >> >>
> >> > Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
> >> > listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
> >> >
> >> > In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>
> >>
> >> Poor Chung.

> >
> > The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
> > been a blessing.
> >
> > It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
> > this past Wednesday.
> >
> > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...
> >

> Just what until she uses your face as a corncob..


It seems you need to look up the word unconditional.

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear neighbor
whom I love unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love

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Old 12-18-2006, 02:14 PM
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With all due respect, I do know what the word unconditional means, and
I have found very few things in life that actually ARE unconditional.
That may be good, bad or insignificant, but it is honest.
"Unconditional" and "love" strike me as words that go together sort of
like "bicycle-powered" and "space shuttle".

I have trouble picturing the individual who would still love someone
after they got home from a drunken bender, and decided to chop up their
spouses genitals, systematically break all their bones, kill the pets
and then smashed all the best china and Waterford items (the worst!).
It really seems quite ridiculous to me.

On a more simplistic level, I personally need to meet someone in order
to love them. That could just be me though.

Kindly,
Gary

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Old 12-18-2006, 02:14 PM
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On 17 Dec 2006 14:31:20 -0800, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<love4@thetruth.com> wrote:

>ASA-P OWNER wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> > Masahiro Saito wrote:
>> >> "ASA-P OWNER" wrote:
>> >> > "Mystic Angel" wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> Hope you're ok Tanya
>> >> >>
>> >> > Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
>> >> > listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
>> >> >
>> >> > In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>
>> >>
>> >> Poor Chung.
>> >
>> > The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
>> > been a blessing.
>> >
>> > It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
>> > this past Wednesday.
>> >
>> > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...
>> >

>> Just what until she uses your face as a corncob..

>
>It seems you need to look up the word unconditional.
>
>May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water


I don't want to know about your invisible sky-pappy's 'living water',
or any of his other bodily fluids.

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Old 12-18-2006, 02:14 PM
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Sick, twisted pervert and cyberstalker Earthquack wrote:

> Masahiro Saito wrote:
> > "ASA-P OWNER" wrote:
> > > "Mystic Angel" wrote:

> >
> > >> Hope you're ok Tanya
> > >>
> > > Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
> > > listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
> > >
> > > In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>

> >
> > Poor Chung.

>
> The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
> been a blessing.
>
> It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
> this past Wednesday.
>
> She knows my love for her remains unconditional...
>
> ... just as Mystic Angel knows my love for her also remains
> unconditional.
>


I think the term 'perverted and sick' would more accurately describe it.

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Old 12-18-2006, 02:14 PM
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ASA-P OWNER wrote:

> "Masahiro Saito" <saito@chop.wood.com> wrote in message
> news:45858e8f$1_2@x-privat.org...
> > "ASA-P OWNER" <ASA-P@asa-p.net> wrote in message
> > news:em41qe$fa6$1@aioe.org...
> >>
> >> "Mystic Angel" <Angel_Whispers53@webtv.net> wrote in message
> >> news:508-458535C4-650@storefull-3115.bay.webtv.net...
> >>> Hope you're ok Tanya
> >>>
> >> Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and
> >> listen to him prey on Jesus 24/7.
> >>
> >> In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>
> >>

> >
> > Poor Chung.
> >

> As Clint Eastwood would say " He had it coming"
>
> As completely loony succubus's go, Tanya is a good egg...


As loonies go, Tanya is remarkably sane. Poor Earthquack indeed!

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Old 12-18-2006, 02:14 PM
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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Gary wrote:
> With all due respect, I do know what the word unconditional means, and
> I have found very few things in life that actually ARE unconditional.
> That may be good, bad or insignificant, but it is honest.
> "Unconditional" and "love" strike me as words that go together sort of
> like "bicycle-powered" and "space shuttle".
>
> I have trouble picturing the individual who would still love someone
> after they got home from a drunken bender, and decided to chop up their
> spouses genitals, systematically break all their bones, kill the pets
> and then smashed all the best china and Waterford items (the worst!).
> It really seems quite ridiculous to me.
>
> On a more simplistic level, I personally need to meet someone in order
> to love them. That could just be me though.


That would be for those with a limited supply of love in their hearts:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety, and panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear friend
Gary whom I love unconditionally though we have never met.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love

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Old 12-20-2006, 02:56 AM
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On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:19:16 -0500, Angel_Whispers53@webtv.net (Mystic
Angel) wrote:

>Hope you're ok Tanya


I've heard from Tanya. She is fine. Just not posting.
Meryl
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:56 AM
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"Meryl" <meryl.nNOSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:19:16 -0500, Angel_Whispers53@webtv.net (Mystic
> Angel) wrote:
>
>>Hope you're ok Tanya

>
> I've heard from Tanya. She is fine. Just not posting.


Is that her Christmas gift to Usenet? That is very thoughtful of her.
Give her a BIG thank you from all of us. Maybe she could make that her new
years resolution as well. Hope, hope.



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Old 12-24-2006, 01:23 PM
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Mystic Angel wrote:
> Hope you're ok Tanya


i'm crawlin' to yer house. muh knees hurt, but i'm fine.

I SHALL NOT GIVE UP !

::wink::

~t

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Old 12-24-2006, 01:23 PM
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ASA-P OWNER wrote:

> Chung has her chained up in his kitchen making her cook and clean and listen
> to him prey on Jesus 24/7.


> In other words she has gone straight to hell. <g>


hell just made me moist.

(oh my.)

~t

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Old 12-24-2006, 01:23 PM
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Meryl wrote:
> Can't find you.


that makes two of us ! LOL

i'm good, and thank you !

xoxoxo

~t

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Old 12-24-2006, 03:57 PM
~tanya
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
> been a blessing.


oh goody.

> It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
> this past Wednesday.


i was. i got older.

> She knows my love for her remains unconditional...


does that mean you'll fuck me in tha ass as a belated b'day present or
no.

i hear tell it's god's will and he's supplyin lube. (CHA-CHING, CHUNG!)

> ... just as Mystic Angel knows my love for her also remains
> unconditional.


damnnnnnnnnn... i'm orderin' sum baby wipes from tha lord jesus
christ.... i mean, i LOVE Mystic'n all, but ewwwwwwwww.

AND WHAT WOULD THA NEIGHBORS THINK !!!!!

(they's already got they dander up about that ' twister ' board'n 5
gallon crisco drums. let's not get tha health dept involved.)

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Old 12-24-2006, 03:57 PM
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ASA-P OWNER wrote:
> Just what until she uses your face as a corncob..


O
M
G

THAT IS DISGUSTING, APPALLING, SICKENING, AND DOWNRIGHT ...

wait...

(can i call him colonel?)

hubbaaaaaaaaaaah

~t

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Old 12-24-2006, 03:57 PM
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~tanya wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> > The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
> > been a blessing.

>
> oh goody.
>
> > It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
> > this past Wednesday.

>
> i was. i got older.


You didn't have to.

There is eternal life if you wisely choose to place your faith in LORD
Jesus Christ:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...058da12bb3f3d?

> > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...

>
> does that mean you'll fuck me in tha ass as a belated b'day present or
> no.


In the Holy Spirit, I know that my doing that for as long as HE has
made me physically able to do that (possibly more than 7 hours
non-stop) would not satisfy you.

> i hear tell it's god's will and he's supplyin lube. (CHA-CHING, CHUNG!)


Indeed, HE could in the form of my ejaculate mixed with your vaginal
secretions which would be copious after several hours from HIS having
us be intimate face to face.

However, in the Holy Spirit, I know this too would not satisfy you.

> > ... just as Mystic Angel knows my love for her also remains
> > unconditional.

>
> damnnnnnnnnn... i'm orderin' sum baby wipes from tha lord jesus
> christ.... i mean, i LOVE Mystic'n all, but ewwwwwwwww.


I am not LORD Jesus Christ.

> AND WHAT WOULD THA NEIGHBORS THINK !!!!!


They know I am not LORD Jesus Christ.

If I were, there would be no limit to the number of hours we could be
continuously and physically intimate.

> (they's already got they dander up about that ' twister ' board'n 5
> gallon crisco drums. let's not get tha health dept involved.)


Yes, our secretions would fill at least that many Crisco drums if our
LORD wills it.

Merry CHRISTmas ! ! !

((((( hugs )))))

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our neighbors a
little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear Tanya whom I love
unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love

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Old 12-24-2006, 03:57 PM
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Gary wrote:
> With all due respect, I do know what the word unconditional means, and
> I have found very few things in life that actually ARE unconditional.


NO SHIT ! i mean..... right?

> That may be good, bad or insignificant, but it is honest.
> "Unconditional" and "love" strike me as words that go together sort of
> like "bicycle-powered" and "space shuttle".


not only that, Gar, but "unconditional" is an absolute.

there are no absolutes that hold capacity for being absolute. it's a
great intention, oh yeah. and we know what road is paved with even
"good" intentions.

even death isn't an absolute, as absolutes are absolutely proven.

how tha hell we know if people that die are "absolutely" dead? we
ain't privvy ta that info. the next dead guy ya know ya could be
sippin' java with 20 minutes after his "absolute" death..... ya
feeeeeeeeel me?

and "god loves us unconditionally?"

(niggah, please.)

i ain't seen ole boy in'ah form that hold conditions or otherwise, nor
have i seen jimmy hoffa.

and i do think the conditions of unconditional love have been proved by
"one believer" more than once as B.U. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS..... SHIT !

> I have trouble picturing the individual who would still love someone
> after they got home from a drunken bender, and decided to chop up their
> spouses genitals, systematically break all their bones, kill the pets
> and then smashed all the best china and Waterford items (the worst!).
> It really seems quite ridiculous to me.


i actually think it's possible to love (whatever THAT is) and practice
acceptence of someone that did those things... (well, apart from tha
crystal, of course), and finding that path would be SO conditionally
motivated that it ain't even funny. i shudder ta think of the
emotional and psychological self-imposed conditions that would be
employed to get to that point. i'm quite sure "forgiveness" would be a
factor and forgiveness IS a condition.

> On a more simplistic level, I personally need to meet someone in order
> to love them.


yer'ah better man than me, i'd have ta meet AND swap spit... and both
DAMN well would be conditional.

and i met you, Gary, and i love you dearly and ain't NOTHIN'
unconditional about it and i assume vice-versa.

to have no conditions, to give or love or do ANYTHING in life
unconditionally smacks of martyrdom and potential victimization in my
book (which nobody reads, thank god) and i just don't have much fuckin'
respect for anyone that'll take any shit thrown at him/her and say
"cool, g'on witcha bad self" (which has been disproven, mr. chung's god
has many conditions, it's just'ah cute catch-phrase for tha boy) as
conditions as to what one will accept into their arena. (not to be
confused with "accepting," period.

mr. chung's god is NOT unconditional, he tos'd muh Kutch for BLASPHEMY
(oooooooh, tha unmitigated gall of PK), BUT HE WAS TOSSED NONE THA SAME
! (i could go on with mr. chung's god's conditions, but i won't.)

translation: his god has conditions, we ALL employ conditions, but
then agin, i believe we are ALL god.

if mr. chung loves me unconditionally, i gotta few conditions i'd like
ta see'f he walk tha walk for and sans talkin' tha talk. and FUCK
GOD'S WILL as his excuse for lack of willingness... thass'ah condition.

tha unadulterated fact is: TO LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY IS TO LOVE WITH
CONDITION. the condition is to love "unconditionally." THAT IS A
CONDITION !

on the other hand... "acceptance" is unconditional, cuz it can be. ya
don't have ta have shit that you accept in your life, like it, love it,
agree with it, be'ah cheerleader for, or'ah rah rah person for or...
did i say "LOVE IT?"

as a matter of fact, "acceptance" is our planet's entitlement from each
of us, as we have no purveyance rights of that which is not ours. to
do otherwise is to deny the true, unknown creator and that we are
merely participants in this drama.

how dare us NOT choose acceptance, we didn't make the rules and have no
right to. we were gifted with the ability to make our own personal
rules. that is a gift. never look a gifthorse in the mouth.

how dare us choose NO CONDITIONS that would allow disrespect from
virtually infinate sources, thus disrespecting our creator or "the"
creator.

WE WERE GIVEN THE DEVICES TO CHOOSE, CONDITIONALLY... my theory is,
cherish that choice.

> oh... That could just be me though.


it is. it's cuz we didn't swap spit.

mr chung?

yer in trouble, boy.

i'm weavin' yer handbasket as we speak.

I LOVE YOU, GARY !!!!!

....and conditionally.

unconditionally only if you'll shave yer head....

love...

~t

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Old 12-25-2006, 12:29 AM
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Hail Eris! On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:58:51 -0800, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
jabbered inanely:

> However, in the Holy Spirit, I know this too would not satisfy you.


In the end, satisfaction is best saved until some time after death. It
just isn't good for people to be overly satisfied. Therefore, it's wiser
to accept something less than total satisfaction from sex.

--
Shon'ai COOSN-029-06-71069
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
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Old 12-25-2006, 12:29 AM
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

> > > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...


great. "Dumb'n Dumber." i loved that movie.

> > does that mean you'll fuck me in tha ass as a belated b'day present or
> > no.

>
> In the Holy Spirit, I know that my doing that for as long as HE has
> made me physically able to do that (possibly more than 7 hours
> non-stop) would not satisfy you.


YOU ARE CORRECT ! your 3.2 seconds wouldn't satisfy me, yer beggin'
included.

> > i hear tell it's god's will and he's supplyin lube. (CHA-CHING, CHUNG!)

>
> Indeed, HE could in the form of my ejaculate mixed with your vaginal
> secretions which would be copious after several hours from HIS having
> us be intimate face to face.


i never met'ah perv that needed god on his side.

hallerluyer.

> However, in the Holy Spirit, I know this too would not satisfy you.


in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present.

> > > ... just as Mystic Angel knows my love for her also remains
> > > unconditional.

> >
> > damnnnnnnnnn... i'm orderin' sum baby wipes from tha lord jesus
> > christ.... i mean, i LOVE Mystic'n all, but ewwwwwwwww.

>
> I am not LORD Jesus Christ.


thanks for tha head's up.

> > AND WHAT WOULD THA NEIGHBORS THINK !!!!!

>
> They know I am not LORD Jesus Christ.


i asked what they would think, not what they know. PAY ATTENTION !

ya can't pay attention cuz yer goin' blind.

BOP she bop.

> If I were, there would be no limit to the number of hours we could be
> continuously and physically intimate.


yes there would be. it would depend on how sharp tha knife was. i DO
need'ah new whet stone. thanks for remindin' me.

> > (they's already got they dander up about that ' twister ' board'n 5
> > gallon crisco drums. let's not get tha health dept involved.)


> Yes, our secretions would fill at least that many Crisco drums if our
> LORD wills it.


would he be'ah guy and throw ya in'ah "sippie straw?"

> Merry CHRISTmas ! ! !


i'm in birmingham. get yer ass in tha car and come over here tomorrow.
i gotta hankerin' ta lay eyes on ya and what tha fuck else ya gotta
do?

FILL UP CRISCO DRUMS?

take'ah break. i'll french braid yer palms.

i'm such'ah cool gal.

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Old 12-25-2006, 12:29 AM
~tanya
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Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
> In the end, satisfaction is best saved until some time after death. It
> just isn't good for people to be overly satisfied. Therefore, it's wiser
> to accept something less than total satisfaction from sex.


but he just washed his hands and cant do'ah THANG with em !

and boyohboy, he's all about that "bouncin' and b'havin' hair, now.

i assume he does alotta jumpin' jacks.

xoxoxoxxo

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Old 12-25-2006, 12:29 AM
~tanya
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ASA-P OWNER wrote:

> Is that her Christmas gift to Usenet?


nah, Sweden had me held captive durin' the excrutiating sex change.

>That is very thoughtful of her.


stop askin' questions and drawin' yer on conclusions and it's
'thoughtful of "HIM, HIM, HIMMMMMMM" !!!!!!

> Give her a BIG thank you from all of us.


i KNEW you'd be tha first ta be enamoured !

> Maybe she could make that her new
> years resolution as well.


BIG thank yous are in my realm now, baby boy !

> Hope, hope.


well bend on ovah, let's take this here bad boy for'ah TEST DRIVE !!

I GOTCHUR 'HERSHEY HIGHWAY'AH LOVE IN MUH PANK CADILLAC'.... now be'ah
good boy'n ...

DROP THA TOP !

we's goin' ridin' on tha FREEWAY'AH LOVE, wind's aginst muh back'n
MINUS MUH RACK....

we be ooooozin' down tha skreet, ridin' in tha back, !

and OH ! you is'ah vision in white.... (HOW'd ya getcha pants so
tight?)

xoxoxxoxoxxo

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Old 12-25-2006, 03:34 AM
Demon Lord of Confusion
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On Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:50:06 -0800, ~tanya attempted to confuse the issue
further by squeaking:
> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>
>> > > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...

>
> great. "Dumb'n Dumber." i loved that movie.


He played both lead roles, too!

>> > does that mean you'll fuck me in tha ass as a belated b'day present
>> > or no.

>>
>> In the Holy Spirit, I know that my doing that for as long as HE has
>> made me physically able to do that (possibly more than 7 hours
>> non-stop) would not satisfy you.

>
> YOU ARE CORRECT ! your 3.2 seconds wouldn't satisfy me, yer beggin'
> included.


It wouldn't satisfy an ADHD person on speed, never mind *you*...;-{P}

>> > i hear tell it's god's will and he's supplyin lube. (CHA-CHING,
>> > CHUNG!)

>>
>> Indeed, HE could in the form of my ejaculate mixed with your vaginal
>> secretions which would be copious after several hours from HIS having
>> us be intimate face to face.

>
> i never met'ah perv that needed god on his side.


Chungles is an...unusual...k00k.

> hallerluyer.


I think you were too "loud", there.

>> However, in the Holy Spirit, I know this too would not satisfy you.

>
> in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
> room if you were the only person present.


Sig!!!!! That was brilliant.

>> > > ... just as Mystic Angel knows my love for her also remains
>> > > unconditional.
>> >
>> > damnnnnnnnnn... i'm orderin' sum baby wipes from tha lord jesus
>> > christ.... i mean, i LOVE Mystic'n all, but ewwwwwwwww.

>>
>> I am not LORD Jesus Christ.

>
> thanks for tha head's up.


He has to keep reminding himself.

>> > AND WHAT WOULD THA NEIGHBORS THINK !!!!!

>>
>> They know I am not LORD Jesus Christ.

>
> i asked what they would think, not what they know. PAY ATTENTION !


I think you have to give him a kick, or he'll just keep repeating.

> ya can't pay attention cuz yer goin' blind.


Only because he insists on staring directly into the sun for hours at a
time.

> BOP she bop.


Diddly bop she-bop bop boop.

>> If I were, there would be no limit to the number of hours we could be
>> continuously and physically intimate.

>
> yes there would be. it would depend on how sharp tha knife was. i DO
> need'ah new whet stone. thanks for remindin' me.


I guess no one's *all* bad.

>> > (they's already got they dander up about that ' twister ' board'n 5
>> > gallon crisco drums. let's not get tha health dept involved.)

>
>> Yes, our secretions would fill at least that many Crisco drums if our
>> LORD wills it.

>
> would he be'ah guy and throw ya in'ah "sippie straw?"


Well, he's said to be merciful, so maybe.

>> Merry CHRISTmas ! ! !

>
> i'm in birmingham. get yer ass in tha car and come over here tomorrow.
> i gotta hankerin' ta lay eyes on ya and what tha fuck else ya gotta
> do?
>
> FILL UP CRISCO DRUMS?
>
> take'ah break. i'll french braid yer palms.
>
> i'm such'ah cool gal.


You are, you are!

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
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The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups. com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/Re...asDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups. com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.c om

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
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Old 12-25-2006, 03:34 AM
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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Convicted neighbor ~tanya wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> > > > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...

>
> great. "Dumb'n Dumber." i loved that movie.
>
> > > does that mean you'll fuck me in tha ass as a belated b'day present or
> > > no.

> >
> > In the Holy Spirit, I know that my doing that for as long as HE has
> > made me physically able to do that (possibly more than 7 hours
> > non-stop) would not satisfy you.

>
> YOU ARE CORRECT ! your 3.2 seconds wouldn't satisfy me, yer beggin'
> included.
>
> > > i hear tell it's god's will and he's supplyin lube. (CHA-CHING, CHUNG!)

> >
> > Indeed, HE could in the form of my ejaculate mixed with your vaginal
> > secretions which would be copious after several hours from HIS having
> > us be intimate face to face.

>
> i never met'ah perv that needed god on his side.
>
> hallerluyer.
>
> > However, in the Holy Spirit, I know this too would not satisfy you.

>
> in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
> room if you were the only person present.
>
> > > > ... just as Mystic Angel knows my love for her also remains
> > > > unconditional.
> > >
> > > damnnnnnnnnn... i'm orderin' sum baby wipes from tha lord jesus
> > > christ.... i mean, i LOVE Mystic'n all, but ewwwwwwwww.

> >
> > I am not LORD Jesus Christ.

>
> thanks for tha head's up.
>
> > > AND WHAT WOULD THA NEIGHBORS THINK !!!!!

> >
> > They know I am not LORD Jesus Christ.

>
> i asked what they would think, not what they know. PAY ATTENTION !
>
> ya can't pay attention cuz yer goin' blind.
>
> BOP she bop.
>
> > If I were, there would be no limit to the number of hours we could be
> > continuously and physically intimate.

>
> yes there would be. it would depend on how sharp tha knife was. i DO
> need'ah new whet stone. thanks for remindin' me.
>
> > > (they's already got they dander up about that ' twister ' board'n 5
> > > gallon crisco drums. let's not get tha health dept involved.)

>
> > Yes, our secretions would fill at least that many Crisco drums if our
> > LORD wills it.

>
> would he be'ah guy and throw ya in'ah "sippie straw?"
>
> > Merry CHRISTmas ! ! !

>
> i'm in birmingham. get yer ass in tha car and come over here tomorrow.
> i gotta hankerin' ta lay eyes on ya and what tha fuck else ya gotta
> do?
>
> FILL UP CRISCO DRUMS?
>
> take'ah break. i'll french braid yer palms.
>
> i'm such'ah cool gal.


Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts

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Old 12-25-2006, 06:21 AM
Oldus Fartus
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~tanya wrote:
snipped


>
> take'ah break. i'll french braid yer palms.
>
> i'm such'ah cool gal.
>


Oh no Tanya, don't do it.....

Clunk now has you on his convict list. Welcome to the club, try a
little harder and you may even become a demon.

--
Cheers
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Old 12-25-2006, 10:38 AM
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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Default Proof of GOD: The behavior of those who have been convicted by the Holy Spirit.

Convicted neighbor Oldus Fartus wrote:
> Convicted neighbor ~tanya wrote:
> snipped
> >
> > take'ah break. i'll french braid yer palms.
> >
> > i'm such'ah cool gal.

>
> Oh no Tanya, don't do it.....
>
> Clunk now has you on his convict list.


"It is my heavenly Father's job to judge, the Holy Spirit's job to
convict, and my job to love." -- Reverend Billy Graham

Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts

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Old 12-25-2006, 10:38 AM
~tanya
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Oldus Fartus wrote:

> Oh no Tanya, don't do it.....


> Clunk now has you on his convict list.


omgggggggggg, I'D LIKE TA THANK ALL THA LITTLE PEOPLE INVOLVED!!!!
::sheddin'ah tear::

> Welcome to the club, try a
> little harder and you may even become a demon.


can it be'ah joint effort?

cuz i bet yer hot and tha prospect of acquirin' "demon status" makes
me moist.

wanna give it'ah go?

.... and thank you for tha warm welcome.

i ain't been in'ah club since i was president of tha debate team in
high school, but that was embarrassin.'

may i have yer picture and indulge demon-esque fantasies?

GOD, that'd be so cool !

::kissez/licks/gulps::

~t

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Old 12-25-2006, 03:38 PM
santajed
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <love4@thetruth.com> wrote in message
news:1166972331.688347.240970@n51g2000cwc.googlegr oups.com...
> ~tanya wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>
>> > The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
>> > been a blessing.

>>
>> oh goody.
>>
>> > It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
>> > this past Wednesday.

>>
>> i was. i got older.

>
> You didn't have to.
>
> There is eternal life if you wisely choose to place your faith in LORD
> Jesus Christ:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...058da12bb3f3d?
>
>> > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...

>>
>> does that mean you'll fuck me in tha ass as a belated b'day present or
>> no.

>


Ho, Ho, Ho!



> In the Holy Spirit, I know that my doing that for as long as HE has
> made me physically able to do that (possibly more than 7 hours
> non-stop) would not satisfy you.
>


Ha, Ha, Ha!



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Old 12-26-2006, 01:36 PM
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Clearly YOU remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:


"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <love4@thetruth.com> wrote in message
news:1166972331.688347.240970@n51g2000cwc.googlegr oups.com...
> ~tanya wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>
>> > The opportunity to pray to my heavenly Father on Tanya's behalf has
>> > been a blessing.

>>
>> oh goody.
>>
>> > It remains my hope that Tanya was similarly blessed on her birthday
>> > this past Wednesday.

>>
>> i was. i got older.

>
> You didn't have to.
>
> There is eternal life if you wisely choose to place your faith in LORD
> Jesus Christ:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...058da12bb3f3d?
>
>> > She knows my love for her remains unconditional...

>>
>> does that mean you'll fuck me in tha ass as a belated b'day present or
>> no.

>
> In the Holy Spirit, I know that my doing that for as long as HE has
> made me physically able to do that (possibly more than 7 hours
> non-stop) would not satisfy you.





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Old 12-28-2006, 06:59 PM
Juan Valdez
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

> Convicted neighbor ~tanya wrote:
>
>>Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>She knows my love for her remains unconditional...

>>
>>great. "Dumb'n Dumber." i loved that movie.
>>
>>
>>>>does tha