Diane Witt humor

Area: alt.support.arthritis
Msg#: 36181
Date: 05-30-01 16:31
From: Diwitt@nospam
To: All
Subj: Arthritis Insight Question


"That's funny, you don't LOOK stupid!"

Kudo's to whoever posted this one! I love it. This reminds
me of a exhange I had with one of my son's friends when I
went to pick them up for lacrosse after school. This one
particular kid came up to the car and stuck his head thru
the open window and shouted "Hey Mrs Witt.....are you still
a cripple?"

To which I replied, without missing a beat...."Yeah Alex I
am.....are you still STUPID?" The other kids roared! They
still repeat this any time Alex needs a putting in his place
or as they call it....dissin' Alex. I don't know what got
into me....I'm sure it wasn't sensitive on my part to dis a
13 year old brat....but hey.....it was pretty funny.


--
DianeW



.... Dial 9-1-1. Operators are standing by.
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

Thanks Chief...
Cindy
"Califchief" <califchief@fidotel.com> wrote in message
news:1173854992.11.0@fidotel.com...
> Area: alt.support.arthritis
> Msg#: 36181
> Date: 05-30-01 16:31
> From: Diwitt@nospam
> To: All
> Subj: Arthritis Insight Question
>
>
> "That's funny, you don't LOOK stupid!"
>
> Kudo's to whoever posted this one! I love it. This reminds
> me of a exhange I had with one of my son's friends when I
> went to pick them up for lacrosse after school. This one
> particular kid came up to the car and stuck his head thru
> the open window and shouted "Hey Mrs Witt.....are you still
> a cripple?"
>
> To which I replied, without missing a beat...."Yeah Alex I
> am.....are you still STUPID?" The other kids roared! They
> still repeat this any time Alex needs a putting in his place
> or as they call it....dissin' Alex. I don't know what got
> into me....I'm sure it wasn't sensitive on my part to dis a
> 13 year old brat....but hey.....it was pretty funny.
>
>
> --
> DianeW
>
>
>
> ... Dial 9-1-1. Operators are standing by.
> ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

Guilty. I said that on one of my really bad days when I used the
handicapped spot at a mall. I got out of the car and this young thing looked
me up and down and said, "That's funny, you don't LOOK handicapped to me!"
I'm afraid I saw red and uttered the infamous, "That's funny, you don't LOOK
stupid!" Diane always loved that line.

Golly, we're gonna miss her!!

DeeTee

"Califchief" <califchief@fidotel.com> wrote in message
news:1173854992.11.0@fidotel.com...
> Area: alt.support.arthritis
> Msg#: 36181
> Date: 05-30-01 16:31
> From: Diwitt@nospam
> To: All
> Subj: Arthritis Insight Question
>
>
> "That's funny, you don't LOOK stupid!"
>
> Kudo's to whoever posted this one! I love it. This reminds
> me of a exhange I had with one of my son's friends when I
> went to pick them up for lacrosse after school. This one
> particular kid came up to the car and stuck his head thru
> the open window and shouted "Hey Mrs Witt.....are you still
> a cripple?"
>
> To which I replied, without missing a beat...."Yeah Alex I
> am.....are you still STUPID?" The other kids roared! They
> still repeat this any time Alex needs a putting in his place
> or as they call it....dissin' Alex. I don't know what got
> into me....I'm sure it wasn't sensitive on my part to dis a
> 13 year old brat....but hey.....it was pretty funny.
>
>
> --
> DianeW
>
>
>
> ... Dial 9-1-1. Operators are standing by.
> ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12