OTP: The birds and the bees lesson

5-year-old Timmy asks his mom where he came from?

Mom spends the entire day worrying about how to do the "birds and bees"
lesson.

After all her explanation is finished, Timmy says, "I knew all that already.
Susie said she comes from Chicago; where did *I* come from?"

......a small town, no doubt. ;-) Nanny
"california_chief" <Fire_Chief@Jamacha_Junction_FD.ca.us> wrote in message
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> 5-year-old Timmy asks his mom where he came from?
>
> Mom spends the entire day worrying about how to do the "birds and bees"
> lesson.
>
> After all her explanation is finished, Timmy says, "I knew all that
> already.
> Susie said she comes from Chicago; where did *I* come from?"
>
>

nanny wrote:

> .....a small town, no doubt. ;-) Nanny


It reminded me of a Dick Van Dyke episode in which little Ricky asks, "Where
did I come from?"

Dick rushes to the bookcase, pulls out Dr. Spock and starts to scan it.

He then sits back down with his son and asks, "Where do you think you came
from?"

Ricky answers, "New York."

Dick flips Dr. Spock over his shoulder with some remark about it "not being
the right time."


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