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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is
considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of
Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of
bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say "All
Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and
Cheney actually had the guts to do it".

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which
issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters,
wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their
hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry
stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually.

The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be year
long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp"
comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it
will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion the first year.

Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.


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