OTP inner peace - we all need it this time of the year

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me
and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have Finally
found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't
finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of
Tim Toms ,

tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke,
some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:27:38 -0800, "d'huit" <threecedars1@comcast2.net> wrote
in alt.support.arthritis:

>By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have Finally
>found inner peace.

>So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't
>finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
>bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Tim Toms , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
>
>Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
>
>*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
>
I am sho hapy 4 u Kate, wut a guid idea. :-)
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Joan

"Joan Carter" <spamfree@sentex.ca> wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:27:38 -0800, "d'huit" <threecedars1@comcast2.net>
wrote
in alt.support.arthritis:

I am sho hapy 4 u Kate, wut a guid idea. :-)
---
Joan

rotfl - i just about wet myself laughing so hard, joan. never saw it
coming.LOL

kate