Otp Joke,,,, mild

Boudreaux done got old and his children dun put him in the old folks home
near Breaux Bridge, Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from
Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do
nutin' dat were against his religion, no. So he dun propose marriage. Now
both Boudreaux and Mabel were in their 80's.

Mabel went and told everyone at the Senior Citizens home the good news.
Irene, Mabel's best friend told her that since she was very wealthy and the
person she was about to wed was, well to say the least, not worth much and
she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement.

Mabel was sitting on the porch swing with Boudreaux and she told him she
would marry him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement.

Boudreaux dun told Mabel "I'll sign agreement, you bet, 'cause I luv you so
much."

Mabel got out her pen and paper and started:

She said: I want to keep my house down in Texas with all the oil wells.

He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my shak on the bayou.

She said: I want to keep my Cadillac, BMW and Lexus.

He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my pick 'em up truck.

She said: I want to keep my yacht that is more near my summer home in Padre
Island , Texas .

He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my pirogue on the bayou.

She said: I want to keep all my jewelry.

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: Put me down for Fridays.