Otp Joke,,, mild R

>>> THE HARDWARE STORE BARTER
>>>
>>> Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he
>>> sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
>>>
>>>
>>> While she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish with a customer,
>>> she saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
>>>
>>> Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
>>>
>>>
>>> "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed Then she
>>> proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl
>>> went to the back room to find it.
>>>
>>>
>>> From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
>>>
>>> Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
>>> This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.

On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:02:14 GMT, "Harvey R. Stone"That"s our Harv.
LMAO

<hrstone@swbell.net> wrote:

>>>> THE HARDWARE STORE BARTER
>>>>
>>>> Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he
>>>> sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> While she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish with a customer,
>>>> she saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
>>>>
>>>> Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $300."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed Then she
>>>> proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl
>>>> went to the back room to find it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
>>>>
>>>> Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
>>>> This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.
>

"kenny" <kenny@nospam.net> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:02:14 GMT, "Harvey R. Stone"That"s our Harv.
> LMAO
>

Hi Kenny,,,, Good to see you on the board. I hope you are doing well.

Harv