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A little girl asks her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog
for a walk around the block?"
Her Mum replies "No, because she is on heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the girl.
"Go ask your father. I think he is in the shed."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says "Dad,
may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked
Mum but she said the dog was on heat and to come and
ask you."
Dad said. "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol and scrubbed the
dog's backside to disguise the scent, then said "OK,
you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later
with no dog.
Surprised Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
( You're gonna love this!!!!!!!!!!! )
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway
round the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
.... Too bad numbnutz tom's mother didn't have cypriphobia.
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