otp: odds and ends

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a
small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr.Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias
and Posteriors." The town councilwas not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was not acceptable
either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to
"Catatonics and High Colonics." No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives
and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds."
Still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts?" No way. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and
Moons?" Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it

Now that was funny and passed on to a few.
Harv
"d'huit" <threecedars1@comcast2.net> wrote in message
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> Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a
> small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr.Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias
> and Posteriors." The town councilwas not happy with the sign, so the
> doctors
> changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was not acceptable
> either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to
> "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go. Next, they tried "Manic
> Depressives
> and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds."
> Still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
> Unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a
> chance.
> "Nuts and Butts?" No way. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and
> Moons?" Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
> with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it
>
>
>

How about the three lawyers who thought they needed a sideline to keep
life interesting. After much hemming and hawing (they're layers,
remember) they decided that since they all enjoyed Japanese cuisine they
would open a sushi bar. But what to call it. After even more arguing
(they're lawyers, remember) they settled on a name "SoSueMe" :-)

"Lee O." <LeOpdenbrouw@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> How about the three lawyers who thought they needed a sideline to keep
> life interesting. After much hemming and hawing (they're layers,
> remember) they decided that since they all enjoyed Japanese cuisine they
> would open a sushi bar. But what to call it. After even more arguing
> (they're lawyers, remember) they settled on a name "SoSueMe" :-)
>
and someone will. A friend of mine who was a Dallas Cowboy for a couple of
years, used to build Dairy Queens, quite a few of them in a standard form.
Stopped,,, way too many lawsuits and lawyers wanting to be paid off not to
sue. So it goes.
Harv

What a shame that people take to suing, instead of using a little self
control and reading the blasted instructions.

--
Navy
Take out the FISH to email me.
"Harvey R. Stone" <hrstone@swbell.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Lee O." <LeOpdenbrouw@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:6331-47117A3C-12@storefull-3177.bay.webtv.net...
>> How about the three lawyers who thought they needed a sideline to keep
>> life interesting. After much hemming and hawing (they're layers,
>> remember) they decided that since they all enjoyed Japanese cuisine they
>> would open a sushi bar. But what to call it. After even more arguing
>> (they're lawyers, remember) they settled on a name "SoSueMe" :-)
>>
> and someone will. A friend of mine who was a Dallas Cowboy for a couple
> of years, used to build Dairy Queens, quite a few of them in a standard
> form. Stopped,,, way too many lawsuits and lawyers wanting to be paid off
> not to sue. So it goes.
> Harv
>