OTP: Senior Problem (humor)

Senior Problem - - - - - -

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem.
How many do you want?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a
half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces?" The
pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
through sex." The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'm past
eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just
want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."


.... I'm having a mental energy crisis!