>As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day. The deceased was a
>little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to nagging at
>her poor husband. When the graveside service had no more than
>terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a
>distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.
>The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's
>there."
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Most people work just hard enough not
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