OTP - Top Ten Santa Pick-up Lines (mature)

- 10 -
"I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."

- 9 -
"I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."

- 8 -
"I've got something you can hang a wreath on."

- 7 -
"One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"

- 6 -
"Buy you a Zima?"

- 5 -
"That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."

- 4 -
"Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."

- 3 -
"I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"

- 2 -
"Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of
love!"

- 1 -
"I've got an elf in my pants!"


.... Some bring happiness wherever they go:
.... numbnutz tom, whenever he goes.