OTP: Water and Wine Education

Water and Wine Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other

words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Doo Doo

WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be
full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day...

For real? Geesh, even the bottled water? Well, I'm off to the wine cellar!
;-) Nanny
"Fire Chief" <CALIFORNIA_CHIEF@PEOPLEPC.COM> wrote in message
news:1167607916.240270.56530@48g2000cwx.googlegrou ps.com...
> Water and Wine Education
>
> WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre
> of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
> more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other
>
> words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.
>
> However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
> beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation
> process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
>
> WATER = Doo Doo
>
> WINE = HEALTH
>
> Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!!
>
> It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be
> full of shit.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
> doing it as a public service.
>
> Have a nice day...
>

Fire Chief wrote:
> Water and Wine Education
>
> WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre
> of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
> more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other
>
> words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.
>
> However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
> beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation
> process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
>
> WATER = Doo Doo
>
> WINE = HEALTH
>
> Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!!
>
> It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be
> full of shit.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
> doing it as a public service.
>
> Have a nice day...

I did a report for this sort of thing in Speech; yet it was about
pollution, rather than humans consuming raw poo. Did you know that 1.7
acres of rainforest is cut down each second?

On 31 Dec 2006 15:31:56 -0800, "Fire Chief" <CALIFORNIA_CHIEF@PEOPLEPC.COM>
wrote in alt.support.arthritis:

>It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be
>full of shit.

Now we know what Tom Tom's problem is. Thanks Chief, and Happy New Year.
---
Joan

Joe wrote:

>> It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be
>> full of shit.


And Nanny asked:

> For real? Geesh, even the bottled water? Well, I'm off to the wine cellar!


You didn't hear? Coke's bottled water was banned
in England because it contained impurities.


.... Some cause happiness wherever they go:
.... numbnutz tom whenever he goes.

Maybe I'm too isolated; no, I didn't hear that. What IS safe to drink,
besides wine? ;-) Nanny
"Fire Chief" <CALIFORNIA_CHIEF@PEOPLEPC.COM> wrote in message
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> Joe wrote:
>
>>> It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be
>>> full of shit.
>
>
> And Nanny asked:
>
>> For real? Geesh, even the bottled water? Well, I'm off to the wine
>> cellar!
>
>
> You didn't hear? Coke's bottled water was banned
> in England because it contained impurities.
>
>
> ... Some cause happiness wherever they go:
> ... numbnutz tom whenever he goes.
>

On 2006-12-31 20:21:53 -0500, "Nanny" <dorlchas@tds.net> said:

> For real? Geesh, even the bottled water? Well, I'm off to the wine
> cellar! ;-) Nanny

I'm with you, Nanny! Our wine celler currently has 20 cases, which is
amusing only because we're lucky if we drink one bottle a month, yet
our celler stock keeps getting bigger and bigger!

--Ashley

=========
~~AN.

And, I was only kidding about having a wine cellar. Maybe I should come to
yours lol! Nanny
"Ashley" <spam@junk.com> wrote in message
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> On 2006-12-31 20:21:53 -0500, "Nanny" <dorlchas@tds.net> said:
>
>> For real? Geesh, even the bottled water? Well, I'm off to the wine
>> cellar! ;-) Nanny
>
> I'm with you, Nanny! Our wine celler currently has 20 cases, which is
> amusing only because we're lucky if we drink one bottle a month, yet our
> celler stock keeps getting bigger and bigger!
>
> --Ashley
>
> =========
> ~~AN.
>

On 2007-01-02 11:18:38 -0500, "Nanny" <dorlchas@tds.net> said:

> And, I was only kidding about having a wine cellar. Maybe I should
> come to yours lol! Nanny

LOL! My husband and I love to visit the local wineries and go wine
tasting, thus we kind of "developed" a wine celler in one of the
closets of our basement.

--Ashley

=========
~~AN.

geesh! i knew there was an intuitive reason i didn't drink water!--until,
i'd been recently brainwashed into doing that. i don't have a wine cellar,
gloria, though i do have a liquor cabinet (an old oak ice box) and a wine
closet (my old darkroom). heck, i'll be mending my water-drinking ways,
too. i'm with you, nanny.<smile>

kate


"Nanny" <dorlchas@tds.net> wrote in message
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For real? Geesh, even the bottled water? Well, I'm off to the wine cellar!
;-) Nanny
"Fire Chief" <CALIFORNIA_CHIEF@PEOPLEPC.COM> wrote in message
news:1167607916.240270.56530@48g2000cwx.googlegrou ps.com...
> Water and Wine Education
>
> WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre
> of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed
> more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other
>
> words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.
>
> However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
> beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation
> process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
>
> WATER = Doo Doo
>
> WINE = HEALTH
>
> Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!!
>
> It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be
> full of shit.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am
> doing it as a public service.
>
> Have a nice day...
>

Well, all I got to say about this is: bring those bottles "out of the
closet" and share ;-) Nanny
"Ashley" <spam@junk.com> wrote in message
news:2007010212495050073-spam@junkcom...
> On 2007-01-02 11:18:38 -0500, "Nanny" <dorlchas@tds.net> said:
>
>> And, I was only kidding about having a wine cellar. Maybe I should come
>> to yours lol! Nanny
>
> LOL! My husband and I love to visit the local wineries and go wine
> tasting, thus we kind of "developed" a wine celler in one of the closets
> of our basement.
>
> --Ashley
>
> =========
> ~~AN.
>