Manufacturers have gone to new heights with these:
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions -- use like regular soap.
ON A PACKET OF SLEEPING TABLETS:
Warning -- may cause drowsiness.
ON A CAN OF PEANUTS:
Warning -- contains nuts.
ON A BABY STOLLER:
Remove child before folding.
(It didn't say if you were planning to
fold the stroller or fold the child)
ON A SNOW SLED:
Sled may develop high speed under
certain snow conditions.
ON A CAN ON SPRAY PAINT:
Do not spray in your face.
ON A CONTAINER OF TABLE SALT:
Warning -- contains high sodium.
ON A BOTTLE OF BATHTUB CLEANER:
For best results, start with a clean tub before use.
ON A RESTROOM DRYER:
Do not activiate with wet hands.
ON A BOTTLE OF DRAIN CLEANER:
If you do not understand, or cannot read,
all directions, cautions and warnings,
do not use this product.
.... Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
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