OTP: Weekend humor

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist
who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting
room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the
receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like
a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR
NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads
around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."



.... Frigerobics: Leaning, bending, stretching while looking in the fridge.
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

Touche!

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Navy
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<CALIFCHIEF> wrote in message news:1219477622.11.0@fidotel.com...
> An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist
> who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting
> room was filled with patients.
>
> As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the
> receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like
> a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
>
> In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR
> NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
>
> All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads
> around to look at the very embarrassed man.
>
> He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
>
> "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
> BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
>
>
>
> .. Frigerobics: Leaning, bending, stretching while looking in the fridge.
> ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12