OTP The weight of chocolate

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings
per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate
in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore... In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake
of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would
have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.



----------------------------------------------------------Most people work
just hard enough not
to get fired and get paid just enough not
to quit.

I LOVE THIS!! I plan to rip it off, you know.

DeeTee

<sweetpickleNO@SPAMknology.net> wrote in message
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>A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings
> per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of
> chocolate
> in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.
>
> Therefore... In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric
> intake
> of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I
> would
> have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!
>
> I owe my life to chocolate.
>
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------Most people work
> just hard enough not
> to get fired and get paid just enough not
> to quit.
>
>
>
>

You're welcome to it, DeeTee. My cousin sent it to me.
Gwen

"DeeTee and Bob Taggart" <ke3iu_nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>I LOVE THIS!! I plan to rip it off, you know.
>
> DeeTee
>
> <sweetpickleNO@SPAMknology.net> wrote in message
> news:c7e6b$46fc6843$45491df5$8250@KNOLOGY.NET...
>>A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings
>> per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of
>> chocolate
>> in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.
>>
>> Therefore... In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric
>> intake
>> of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I
>> would
>> have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!
>>
>> I owe my life to chocolate.
>>
>>
>>
>> ----------------------------------------------------------Most people
>> work just hard enough not
>> to get fired and get paid just enough not
>> to quit.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>

cute. thanks for the giggle. i sent that one off to a few chocoholics i
know, gwen.

kate


<sweetpickleNO@SPAMknology.net> wrote in message
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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings
per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate
in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore... In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake
of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would
have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.



----------------------------------------------------------Most people work
just hard enough not
to get fired and get paid just enough not
to quit.

That's great, Gwen. I've already forwarded it to two chocoholics who
are friends of mine.

Ann