OTP: why parents drink

And this is why parents drink!!!!!!!

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst
premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.







Dear Dad:



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have
been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.



But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I
am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
deserves it.



Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.



Love,

Your Son John





PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

LOLOLOL.... I can't stop laughing with this one. I have two teenage boys and
a pre teen.. I can appreciate this one. I can see my 16 yr old Christian
doing this. He would do something like that just so I wouldn't get his
report card and be angry with him.

"Gary Z" <dadandone@N_O_S_P_A_Mverizon.net> wrote in message
news:eugr0p$lb$1@usenet.cso.niu.edu...
> And this is why parents drink!!!!!!!
>
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
> was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
> propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the
> worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
> letter.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Dear Dad:
>
>
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>
>
>
> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
> tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than
> I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that
> we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
> firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
> children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
> really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
> the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime
> we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
> better. She deserves it.
>
>
>
> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
> sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
> grandchildren.
>
>
>
> Love,
>
> Your Son John
>
>
>
>
>
> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
> card that's in my center desk drawer.
>
> I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
> sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
> grandchildren. Love,
>
> Your Son John

> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
> card that's in my center desk drawer.
>
> I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.


:-) Children,,, can be minnny terrorists. I would not call and more
hell than he can think about would be waiting for him just as he walked
through the door. His day to day life would change with how bad the
report card was. Actually if a child could be this mean to a parent,,,,
changes in his life are a little late and should of been done years ago but
its never to late to try to make a son or daughter into a productive,,,
caring person that wants to take a productive part in the world around
them.

Harv

As a retired teacher, I give him an "A" for creativity.

Carole



Gary Z wrote:

> And this is why parents drink!!!!!!!
>
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
> nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped
> up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst
> premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Dear Dad:
>
>
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
> my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have
> been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>
>
>
> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
> tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I
> am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
> firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
> children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
> hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
> people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will
> pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She
> deserves it.
>
>
>
> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
> sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
> grandchildren.
>
>
>
> Love,
>
> Your Son John
>
>
>
>
>
> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
> to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
> that's in my center desk drawer.
>
> I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

LOL though I say any kid who's clever enough to come up with that letter,
should be able to do better in school!

--
Nann
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Simply the thing I am shall make me live --- William Shakespeare

Ditto Nann thats what I was thinking too.

"Nann Bell" <hanbellGOGATORS@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.C232E7C10025263B127A2560@news.east.ear thlink.net...
> LOL though I say any kid who's clever enough to come up with that letter,
> should be able to do better in school!
>
> --
> Nann
> remove the Gator cheer to email me
> Simply the thing I am shall make me live --- William Shakespeare
>