Apologies and - BACKK!

I KNOW I offended many of you guys and guyesses, so here is a an apology.

Hey - Leah - when I said "JEWBOY" - I was referng to my SAVIOUR, Jesus
Christ, the Light of the World.
NO badness was intended.
HE is MY KING.

Just in case my buddy WSF thought I was being offesnive - - HEY TODD! LAST
thing on this Glasgow head my friend! Hey - I been have daft rthoughts - if
my med insurance allows - (which it wont) any chance of coming to stay with
you for 2 days for the Cubs nonsene? I could put you up fpr the "Old Firm"
game that you got the Jersey For!.
hey - dible and talk to me! (Possible aweful nonsense!) GOSH - _ I'm daft!

Hey ignore - very drunk.

Sweetheart,

I am not angry at you. Of if I am, it's only because you haven't
written.

I know you be one giant-hearted laddie, so I forgive you your
trespasses (to echo your own words), whatever they may be, before you
make them or even think of them. And you can make as many of them as
you want.

After all, how many people can say with a straight face, "I punished
my son by bringing him only one mug of coffee in bed"?

Re your choice of words: it was obvious from the context that you were
meaning no harm. But how should other people know that? *You gotta
be more street-smart when you're tawking online, laddie*. If that
means politically correct, so be it. Please let me know if anybody in
that forum said anything to you. And I myself am no stranger to
having to make apologies, and people have been very charitable to me.

>>> I KNOW I offended many of you guys and guyesses,

One letter change would have made it "goys and goyesses". Careful,
pal:-))

Oh, and here's your penance: you must come by my new blog and write a
guest column for me on how you became a Cubs fan! Maybe that and
bring a few recipes. BTW, why don't you meet me in St. Louee on Labor
Day weekend, and maybe you can take in a couple of games together. My
BIL has connections, he can get us front row seats.

Love,

Leah
prostatecancerblog.net

Hey lLah - love tyou - been abasoutelry mad drunk for days, My boy gave ne
a lethering this am anb knocked t atooth out.trying to pust sensew into
this adft arsde, lovetv the boyt 0 U r a gfood Pal luvvya Sheesah!
woohsayh - total mno

"Hugh Kearnley" <hughkearnley@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Hey lLah - love tyou - been abasoutelry mad drunk for days, My boy gave
> ne a lethering this am anb knocked t atooth out.trying to pust sensew
> into this adft arsde, lovetv the boyt 0 U r a gfood Pal luvvya Sheesah!
> woohsayh - total mno
>
Any way to attach a breathalyzer to Hugh's keyboard? (g)

"Alex" <tuchasoffentisch@_NO_SPAM_gmail.com> wrote in message
news:B9hmi.1363$Dx2.1020@newssvr17.news.prodigy.ne t...
> "Hugh Kearnley" <hughkearnley@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:O8Kdneh1L8pX7ATbnZ2dnUVZ8ternZ2d@bt.com...
>> Hey lLah - love tyou - been abasoutelry mad drunk for days, My boy gave
>> ne a lethering this am anb knocked t atooth out.trying to pust sensew
>> into this adft arsde, lovetv the boyt 0 U r a gfood Pal luvvya Sheesah!
>> woohsayh - total mno
>>
> Any way to attach a breathalyzer to Hugh's keyboard? (g)
>

Yes. It came up 0.42

One of my less favourable qualities - I go off the deep end about twice a
year and go wild on booze.Not pleasant for anyone else and I manage to make
a complete arse of myself
It lasts for a week or until the cash runs out and I'm a really obnoxious
bastard, just from one bottle to the next. Something in the Celtic
character - I dunno.
Anyone upsetting me in those periods had better watch out. The only time I
ever get physical, much to my disgust and then people get hurt. I don't
like it, but it's a kinda sickness. Twice a year aint bad though. Still too
much.

Anyway, I got a well deserved punch in the mouth some hours ago, damn sore.
My lad lost the rag with me when I started shouting about his rotten music
and threw a CD out the window - made a smashin frisbee - but a tooth came
out when he popped me.. Makes me look even uglier. Then the big shit gave me
a hug. How can you hit back at someone who hugs you? Then he threw out the
last bottle.
Sorry again for all the pish.
I'm starting to get sober now. Thank God. Vena better hurry up back from
holiday, calm me down. What an idiot.



"Steve Kramer" <skramer@cinci.rr.com> wrote in message
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> "Alex" <tuchasoffentisch@_NO_SPAM_gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:B9hmi.1363$Dx2.1020@newssvr17.news.prodigy.ne t...
>> "Hugh Kearnley" <hughkearnley@btinternet.com> wrote in message
>> news:O8Kdneh1L8pX7ATbnZ2dnUVZ8ternZ2d@bt.com...
>>> Hey lLah - love tyou - been abasoutelry mad drunk for days, My boy
>>> gave ne a lethering this am anb knocked t atooth out.trying to pust
>>> sensew into this adft arsde, lovetv the boyt 0 U r a gfood Pal luvvya
>>> Sheesah! woohsayh - total mno
>>>
>> Any way to attach a breathalyzer to Hugh's keyboard? (g)
>>
>
> Yes. It came up 0.42
>
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