O.T. Humor

A new word for the 2008 dictionary edition

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the
choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election
year.

assure@nospam.net wrote:
> A new word for the 2008 dictionary edition
>
> Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the
> choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election
> year.
>
Excellent!

I offer this solution in vain hope: switch parties, for a far broader
range of viable choices. At least the guys on the other side aren't
identical triplets. ;-)

I.P.

<assure@nospam.net> wrote in message
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>A new word for the 2008 dictionary edition
>
> Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the
> choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election
> year.
>
And if you do find yourself excited about a presidential candidate for more
than 4 hours; see your doctor.

dklr wrote:

> And if you do find yourself excited about a presidential candidate for more
> than 4 hours; see your doctor.

OTOH, if you choose the right candidate, s/he'll be ready to serve you
anytime it's convenient within the next 36 hours.

After that, however, your fate is in your hands.

I.P.

<assure@nospam.net> wrote in message
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>A new word for the 2008 dictionary edition
>
> Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the
> choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election
> year.

Sure should cut down on political arguments for the next four years. All
the good ones have dropped out.

<assure@nospam.net> wrote in message
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>A new word for the 2008 dictionary edition
>
> Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the
> choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election
> year.
>


If you should like a candidate for more than 4 hours, please consult your
doc.


--
JK Sinrod
www.MyConeyIslandMemories.com

"Steve Kramer" <skramer@cinci.rr.com> wrote in message
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> <assure@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:jinep39ali7n4isdcm1me6lk1ooephhpgs@4ax.com...
>>A new word for the 2008 dictionary edition
>>
>> Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of
>> the
>> choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election
>> year.
>
> Sure should cut down on political arguments for the next four years.
> All the good ones have dropped out.
>
>
Lordy, I would love to say that you are so wrong.......but I am not
allowed to. (VBG)

Sigh......it would have been fun.

On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:57:18 -0500, "JK" <jksinrod*SPAM*@aol.com>
wrote:

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><assure@nospam.net> wrote in message
>news:jinep39ali7n4isdcm1me6lk1ooephhpgs@4ax.com.. .
>>A new word for the 2008 dictionary edition
>>
>> Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the
>> choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election
>> year.
NO No! Over here we're sighing with electile fever over your
candidates! Look at who we've got - Brown!. Read more below why, if
you don't want him, send us Fred Thompson.

Jan 24th 2008. A Day in the Life of Great(?) Britain: News stories
from Daily Telegraph:

A story based on the Three Little Pigs has been rejected by a
government quango in case it offends Muslims.

Thousands of Army, Navy and Royal Air Force personnel have been
underpaid because of a faulty new system.

it emerged that almost 75,000 violent crime suspects, including 10,000
alleged sex offenders, were freed on bail last year.

Migrants blamed as council tax soars

couples with a stay-at-home parent, two children and average annual
earnings of £30,800, pay 40 per cent more tax in the UK than in other
major industrialised nations.

Home Office figures showed gun crimes rose by four per cent last year,
the largest increase for three years…."Children as young as 11 or 12
are carrying guns,".. Police chiefs said they were "concerned"…… The
Home Secretary (Ed: who is the government minister responsible)
commented she was pleased the risk of being a victim of crime was "at
a historically low level".