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Old 11-09-2006, 09:31 PM
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Default OT - Humor: The Gynecologist

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently,
and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached,
the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with
tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that e had obtained a
score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying "I don't want to appear
ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error
in the grade."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through
the muffler."



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