OT - let's have some more weekend humor.....

Assignment

The college professor had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
immediate family (with a note from that member).

A smart-ass student pipes up, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
sir?"

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the professor
responds with, "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
other hand."

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Anniversary

A couple realizing their 50th anniversary were sitting at the breakfast
table, when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey,
we've been married for 50 years now!"

"Yeah," she replied, "just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here
at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "and we were probably sitting here naked as
jaybirds fifty years ago, too."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say? Shall we get naked?"

And they stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "I have
that special warm feeling. My nipples are as hot for you today as they
were fifty years ago!"

"Oh no, Honey, that's not me causing that warm feeling," replied her
husband. "Your left breast is in your coffee, and the other is in your
oatmeal."

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc

Great! Why don't you folks put together a joke book and give the
proceeds to a pca charity. (Isn't it funny how amused we are at jokes
about "being our own best friend" if you know what i mean)

Leah




c palmer wrote:
> Assignment
>
> The college professor had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
> immediate family (with a note from that member).
>
> A smart-ass student pipes up, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
> sir?"
>
> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the professor
> responds with, "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
> other hand."
>
> ======
>
> Anniversary
>
> A couple realizing their 50th anniversary were sitting at the breakfast
> table, when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey,
> we've been married for 50 years now!"
>
> "Yeah," she replied, "just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here
> at this breakfast table together."
>
> "I know," the old man said, "and we were probably sitting here naked as
> jaybirds fifty years ago, too."
>
> "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say? Shall we get naked?"
>
> And they stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
>
> "You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "I have
> that special warm feeling. My nipples are as hot for you today as they
> were fifty years ago!"
>
> "Oh no, Honey, that's not me causing that warm feeling," replied her
> husband. "Your left breast is in your coffee, and the other is in your
> oatmeal."
>
> knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
> "Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
> invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
> http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc