OT- A little weekend humor

A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS



A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair,

Turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick bring me a beer before it
starts"



She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.



When he finished it, he said "Bring me another beer, it's gonna start"



This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer.



When it was gone, he said, "Quick, get me another beer before it starts"



"That's it", she blows her top.



"You fat bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say
hello and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer
after beer! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all
day long??



The husband sighed and said, "Oh shit, it started"