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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, t he horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicke n then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks

ROFL!! Thanks for the giggle.

Cheers......Heather

"Tom Cular" <thomcu@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:8Td_g.52$073.25@trnddc01...
>A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
>
>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together.
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
> to sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
> farmer for help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
> to town with the only tractor.
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
> of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, t he horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
> the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
> chicke n then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> bike, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
> Best Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
> puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
> and he would then lift him out of the pit.
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
> saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
> Chicks
>
>

Primo! See my rating. BTW what is ROFL? (See heather's post). The
jokes are real good today. Keep 'em coming.

Leah





Tom Cular wrote:
> A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
>
>
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together.
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
> sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
> for help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
> searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
> only tractor.
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
> hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, t he horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
> arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
> the chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
> chicke n then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,
> rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
> farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
> Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
> to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
> would then lift him out of the pit.
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
> life.
>
> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks

"callalily" <lfcjjk@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1161465014.448261.178900@m73g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
> Primo! See my rating. BTW what is ROFL? (See heather's post). The
> jokes are real good today. Keep 'em coming.

ROTF is "rolling on the floor", ostensibly laughing, and invariably followed
by ROTFLMAO.

ROFL is "Rolling on the Floor Laughing".....

One could add MAO...."My A$$ Off"....but I pretend to be a lady, grin.

Cheers....the pseudo lady.

"callalily" <lfcjjk@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1161465014.448261.178900@m73g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
> Primo! See my rating. BTW what is ROFL? (See heather's post). The
> jokes are real good today. Keep 'em coming.
>
> Leah
>
>
>
>
>
> Tom Cular wrote:
>> A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
>>
>>
>> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
>> together.
>>
>> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
>> began to
>> sink.
>>
>> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
>> farmer
>> for help!
>>
>> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
>> searched and
>> searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
>> with the
>> only tractor.
>> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>>
>> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
>> of rope
>> hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>>
>> Back at the bog, t he horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
>> chicken
>> arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
>> of rope
>> the chicken tossed to him.
>>
>> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
>> the
>> chicke n then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
>> bike,
>> rescued the horse!
>>
>> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
>> and the
>> farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>>
>> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
>> Best
>> Pals.
>>
>> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
>> began
>> to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>>
>> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
>> puddle.
>>
>> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
>> and he
>> would then lift him out of the pit.
>>
>> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
>> saving his
>> life.
>>
>> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
>>
>> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
>> Chicks
>

"callalily" <lfcjjk@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1161465014.448261.178900@m73g2000cwd.googlegr oups.com...
: Primo! See my rating. BTW what is ROFL? (See heather's post). The
: jokes are real good today. Keep 'em coming.
:
: Leah
:
Google lists many acronym definition finders. Here's one I use and like:
http://www.acronymfinder.com/

Ken Bland