OTP: Weekend humor

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Msg#: 548
Date: 03-03-99 05:40
From: Keith Scudder
To: All
Subj: Politically Correct ....
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Politically Correct ways to describe someone...

He does not have a beer gut,
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He is not quiet,
He is a Conversational Minimalist.

He is not stupid,
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

He does not get lost all the time,
He discovers Alternative Destinations.

He is not balding,
He is in Follicle Regression.

He is not a cradle robber,
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not get falling-down drunk,
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

He does not have his head up his rear end,
He suffers from Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

He is not short,
He is Anatomically Compact.

He is not unsophisticated
He is Socially Challenged.

He does not eat like a pig
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

He is not a bad dancer,
He is Overly Caucasian.

He is not a male chauvinist pig,
He has Swine Empathy.

He does not undress you with his eyes,
He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.

He is not afraid of commitment,
He is Monogamously Challenged

Keith..................................


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