OTP: Weekend humor - AARP

From all the posts in a.s.c.p, it appears many are in their 60's or approaching it fast. <G>



*_AARP Help Line_*



Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger, sexy men who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.



Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.



Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?

A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.



Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.



Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.



Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these."

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