The Purina Diet

copied from the internet... enjoy:

"I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart for my Golden Retriever and
was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On
impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I
probably shouldn't because I had ended up in the hospital last time.
However, I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told
her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to
load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line
was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because, "I had been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me." One guy was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door, I thought he was going to
have a heart attack.


--
JK Sinrod
www.SinrodStudios.com
www.MyConeyIslandMemories.com

I hate when that happens.


On Dec 16, 3:53 pm, "Glassman@work" <jksinrod*SP...@aol.com> wrote:

> "I had been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me."

I thought you may be sniffing pants....
Or, approaching from the back.....hum...
Whatever...gets you off.


"Glassman@work" <jksinrod*SPAM*@aol.com> wrote in message
news:H1Zgh.647$3R4.539@trndny06...
>
> copied from the internet... enjoy:
>
> "I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart for my Golden Retriever
> and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On
> impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I
> probably shouldn't because I had ended up in the hospital last time.
> However, I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
> with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told
> her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is
> to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
> every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was
> going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone
> in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
> was behind her.
> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
> because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because, "I had been
> sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me." One guy was
> laughing so hard as he staggered out the door, I thought he was going to
> have a heart attack.
>
>
> --
> JK Sinrod
> www.SinrodStudios.com
> www.MyConeyIslandMemories.com
>
>