Weekend Humor

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They
were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died
before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the
American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses
present asked him what happened.


'Well,' said the American, 'I remember the crash, and then there was a
beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at
the gates of heaven.

St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too
young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth.
So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing
I knew I was back here.'


'That's amazing!' said the one of the doctors, 'But what happened to the
other two?'


'Last I saw them,' replied the American, 'the Scot was haggling over the
price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.MD

Smile Heather ;-)



Tom

"Tom Cular" <thomcu@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:g3ldrp$nbt$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.
> They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of
> them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe
> tag on the
> American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and
> nurses present asked him what happened.
>
>
> 'Well,' said the American, 'I remember the crash, and then there was a
> beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were
> standing at the gates of heaven.
>
> St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too
> young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to
> earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and
> the next thing I knew I was back here.'
>
>
> 'That's amazing!' said the one of the doctors, 'But what happened to
> the other two?'
>
>
> 'Last I saw them,' replied the American, 'the Scot was haggling over
> the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay
> his.MD
>
> Smile Heather ;-)

LOL!! Love it, seeing as I am covered by two of the three. Tis those
Scottish genes that are the worst for being *frugal* though.

8-))) Heather