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Old 07-03-2008, 02:42 AM
Mrs. Ken Laws
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Default Maryanne Kehoe: "I Changed History - And I Am HUMBLE" [nuttier thanLaura Linger!]

[Gregory Morrow: Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???

IMWTK...

First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
LOAF...

And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???

Lol...

Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! ]



http://gamesvision.blogspot.com/

"Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Seven years ago today...

....I was on a trip that would change my life-literally.

But little did I know that at the time. Everyone else knew it, except
me. I was too busy working my fanny off to do battle with people who
said they couldn't be taken to task, that they deserved the big prize,
after Sydney beat them out.

They ultimately were proved wrong, in one sixty-second exchange, that
sent 600 reporters running to their computers and the auxiliary media
work room across town going dead silent. A buddy of mine was in there,
and later on that day, we met up for a drink and I asked him what the
reaction was.

"You could have heard a pin drop", he said. Another guy was overheard
to say "She's nailed it."

When someone came up to me later and said that I "was quite prepared",
I had to respond by saying that I had no choice. I was a one-man band,
going up against people who had been doing this for ten, twenty or
more years. With j-school degrees.

My qualifications? A passion for justice, spurned by the senseless
beating of a dear friend of mine, which eventually required her to be
on a medivac flight back to her home country. I didn't want it to
happen to anyone else, and I wasn't prepared to toe the Party line
either that so many folks here in this country were all to eager to
appease.

I can't believe it's been seven years. I am still quite humbled at the
years since. It's been an amazing journey, full of laughs, tears, and
yes, sometimes puzzlement. But I wouldn't have done anything
differently or said anything different in the years since.

Hey, I am even grateful for the jerks, because they teach me how not
to present myself at IOC activities. No one is above anyone else, and
no one is better than anyone else.

We're all in this together.

Stay safe, stay cool and most important, stay humbled. There is not
enough of that in the Olympic media pool right now and it's
desperately needed.

Thank you.

Posted by Maryanne Kehoe at 9:49 PM.."
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Old 07-03-2008, 02:42 AM
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Mrs. Ken Laws, ye wart-infested dumb statue or breathing stone, thy
mothers name is ominous to children, ye aired:

> [Gregory Morrow: Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???
>
> IMWTK...
>
> First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
> LOAF...



How about a 6 month supply of her sister Mabel?

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Old 07-03-2008, 02:42 AM
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On Jul 2, 6:54*pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
wrote:
> [Gregory Morrow: *Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???
>
> IMWTK...
>
> First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
> LOAF...
>
> And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
> unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???
>
> Lol...
>
> Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
> Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! *]
>
> http://gamesvision.blogspot.com/
>
> "Tuesday, July 1, 2008
>
> Seven years ago today...
>
> ...I was on a trip that would change my life-literally.
>
> But little did I know that at the time. Everyone else knew it, except
> me. I was too busy working my fanny off to do battle with people who
> said they couldn't be taken to task, that they deserved the big prize,
> after Sydney beat them out.
>
> They ultimately were proved wrong, in one sixty-second exchange, that
> sent 600 reporters running to their computers and the auxiliary media
> work room across town going dead silent. A buddy of mine was in there,
> and later on that day, we met up for a drink and I asked him what the
> reaction was.
>
> "You could have heard a pin drop", he said. Another guy was overheard
> to say "She's nailed it."
>
> When someone came up to me later and said that I "was quite prepared",
> I had to respond by saying that I had no choice. I was a one-man band,
> going up against people who had been doing this for ten, twenty or
> more years. With j-school degrees.
>
> My qualifications? A passion for justice, spurned by the senseless
> beating of a dear friend of mine, which eventually required her to be
> on a medivac flight back to her home country. I didn't want it to
> happen to anyone else, and I wasn't prepared to toe the Party line
> either that so many folks here in this country were all to eager to
> appease.
>
> I can't believe it's been seven years. I am still quite humbled at the
> years since. It's been an amazing journey, full of laughs, tears, and
> yes, sometimes puzzlement. But I wouldn't have done anything
> differently or said anything different in the years since.
>
> Hey, I am even grateful for the jerks, because they teach me how not
> to present myself at IOC activities. No one is above anyone else, and
> no one is better than anyone else.
>
> We're all in this together.
>
> Stay safe, stay cool and most important, stay humbled. There is not
> enough of that in the Olympic media pool right now and it's
> desperately needed.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Posted by Maryanne Kehoe at 9:49 PM.."



Posted for all you FLONKERS...


--
Best
Greg


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Old 07-04-2008, 04:27 PM
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On Jul 2, 8:10*pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
wrote:
> On Jul 2, 6:54*pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > [GregoryMorrow: *Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???

>
> > IMWTK...

>
> > First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
> > LOAF...

>
> > And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
> > unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???

>
> > Lol...

>
> > Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
> > Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! *]

>
> >http://gamesvision.blogspot.com/

>
> > "Tuesday, July 1, 2008

>
> > Seven years ago today...

>
> > ...I was on a trip that would change my life-literally.

>
> > But little did I know that at the time. Everyone else knew it, except
> > me. I was too busy working my fanny off to do battle with people who
> > said they couldn't be taken to task, that they deserved the big prize,
> > after Sydney beat them out.

>
> > They ultimately were proved wrong, in one sixty-second exchange, that
> > sent 600 reporters running to their computers and the auxiliary media
> > work room across town going dead silent. A buddy of mine was in there,
> > and later on that day, we met up for a drink and I asked him what the
> > reaction was.

>
> > "You could have heard a pin drop", he said. Another guy was overheard
> > to say "She's nailed it."

>
> > When someone came up to me later and said that I "was quite prepared",
> > I had to respond by saying that I had no choice. I was a one-man band,
> > going up against people who had been doing this for ten, twenty or
> > more years. With j-school degrees.

>
> > My qualifications? A passion for justice, spurned by the senseless
> > beating of a dear friend of mine, which eventually required her to be
> > on a medivac flight back to her home country. I didn't want it to
> > happen to anyone else, and I wasn't prepared to toe the Party line
> > either that so many folks here in this country were all to eager to
> > appease.

>
> > I can't believe it's been seven years. I am still quite humbled at the
> > years since. It's been an amazing journey, full of laughs, tears, and
> > yes, sometimes puzzlement. But I wouldn't have done anything
> > differently or said anything different in the years since.

>
> > Hey, I am even grateful for the jerks, because they teach me how not
> > to present myself at IOC activities. No one is above anyone else, and
> > no one is better than anyone else.

>
> > We're all in this together.

>
> > Stay safe, stay cool and most important, stay humbled. There is not
> > enough of that in the Olympic media pool right now and it's
> > desperately needed.

>
> > Thank you.

>
> > Posted by Maryanne Kehoe at 9:49 PM.."

>
> Posted for all you FLONKERS...
>
> --
> BestGreg- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


Greg,

I REALLY don't want to be right on this one!! That prize is an
INSULT...how DARE you!!! IF I win, I will NOT accept!

Wasn't that the time old Maryanne was in Moscow??? I'm not sure of my
answer, but can offer 3 possibilities.
1) Wasn't it the time she had an audience with Prez Gorbachev and
said, "Mr. President, take down this Wall of Blubber?" or 2) Met
with The IOC and pleaded with them to bring the 2008 Winter Olympics
(to be held during the summer of 2008) to Beijing? I remember she
said, "The hell with those cry baby Tibetans! It's time they rallied
around my rotundness and came together as a people devoted to games
I'm too fatt to play. No more playing the victim!! Let The Games
Begin!" or was it: 3) Maryanne was chased thru Red Square by Russian
secret police (aka former KGB agents)...bet that was a short chase!
<puff-puff> who wanted to have sex with her? Upon catching Her Royal
Loafiness, the commie red webtvkkkops said, "Oops! we thought you were
Laura!"

Keep up the good loaf fight,
your avid fan,
-Franco
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:18 AM
The 2-Belo
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We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
that franco bolli has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>On Jul 2, 8:10?pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
>wrote:
>> On Jul 2, 6:54?pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > [GregoryMorrow: ?Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???

>>
>> > IMWTK...

>>
>> > First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
>> > LOAF...

>>
>> > And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
>> > unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???

>>
>> > Lol...

>>
>> > Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
>> > Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! ?]

>>
>> >http://gamesvision.blogspot.com/

>>
>> > "Tuesday, July 1, 2008

>>
>> > Seven years ago today...

>>
>> > ...I was on a trip that would change my life-literally.

>>
>> > But little did I know that at the time. Everyone else knew it, except
>> > me. I was too busy working my fanny off to do battle with people who
>> > said they couldn't be taken to task, that they deserved the big prize,
>> > after Sydney beat them out.

>>
>> > They ultimately were proved wrong, in one sixty-second exchange, that
>> > sent 600 reporters running to their computers and the auxiliary media
>> > work room across town going dead silent. A buddy of mine was in there,
>> > and later on that day, we met up for a drink and I asked him what the
>> > reaction was.

>>
>> > "You could have heard a pin drop", he said. Another guy was overheard
>> > to say "She's nailed it."

>>
>> > When someone came up to me later and said that I "was quite prepared",
>> > I had to respond by saying that I had no choice. I was a one-man band,
>> > going up against people who had been doing this for ten, twenty or
>> > more years. With j-school degrees.

>>
>> > My qualifications? A passion for justice, spurned by the senseless
>> > beating of a dear friend of mine, which eventually required her to be
>> > on a medivac flight back to her home country. I didn't want it to
>> > happen to anyone else, and I wasn't prepared to toe the Party line
>> > either that so many folks here in this country were all to eager to
>> > appease.

>>
>> > I can't believe it's been seven years. I am still quite humbled at the
>> > years since. It's been an amazing journey, full of laughs, tears, and
>> > yes, sometimes puzzlement. But I wouldn't have done anything
>> > differently or said anything different in the years since.

>>
>> > Hey, I am even grateful for the jerks, because they teach me how not
>> > to present myself at IOC activities. No one is above anyone else, and
>> > no one is better than anyone else.

>>
>> > We're all in this together.

>>
>> > Stay safe, stay cool and most important, stay humbled. There is not
>> > enough of that in the Olympic media pool right now and it's
>> > desperately needed.

>>
>> > Thank you.

>>
>> > Posted by Maryanne Kehoe at 9:49 PM.."

>>
>> Posted for all you FLONKERS...
>>
>> --
>> BestGreg- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -

>
>Greg,
>
>I REALLY don't want to be right on this one!! That prize is an
>INSULT...how DARE you!!! IF I win, I will NOT accept!
>
>Wasn't that the time old Maryanne was in Moscow??? I'm not sure of my
>answer, but can offer 3 possibilities.
>1) Wasn't it the time she had an audience with Prez Gorbachev and
>said, "Mr. President, take down this Wall of Blubber?" or 2) Met
>with The IOC and pleaded with them to bring the 2008 Winter Olympics
>(to be held during the summer of 2008) to Beijing? I remember she
>said, "The hell with those cry baby Tibetans! It's time they rallied
>around my rotundness and came together as a people devoted to games
>I'm too fatt to play. No more playing the victim!! Let The Games
>Begin!" or was it: 3) Maryanne was chased thru Red Square by Russian
>secret police (aka former KGB agents)...bet that was a short chase!
><puff-puff> who wanted to have sex with her? Upon catching Her Royal
>Loafiness, the commie red webtvkkkops said, "Oops! we thought you were
>Laura!"
>
>Keep up the good loaf fight,
>your avid fan,
>-Franco


Ms. Keyhoe, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.


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Old 07-05-2008, 02:18 AM
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All Hail Fluffy! On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:13:05 -0700, franco bolli whined:
> On Jul 2, 8:10*pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" wrote:
>> On Jul 2, 6:54*pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" wrote:


One is forced to wonder why a support group for cancer patients is being
trolled, and also why an infamous, award-winning k00k (Loafhead) is being
linked to a victim of character assassination, as though that can possibly
legitimise such tactics, rather than de-legitimise all those engaging in
them. To put it more bluntly, stop trying to smear Mrs. Linger. If she's
so k00ky, x-poast the evidence of her being a usenet.kook (not an internet
kook, but a usenet.kook -- and BTW, if Loafie is posting to usenet at
all, then her blog is on-topic, but Laura has won no awards, so her blog
is off-topic, as it fails to prove that she is a usenet.kook) to AUK, or
all those involved in any legitimate kookological efforts will either have
nothing further to do with agc, or else will lose their franchise (as I'm
quite the FNVW will agree -- you may win a Golden Killfile from
us(tinu), but that will be all). Character assassination is not kookology,
real-lifing usenet flamewars is just ugly, and combining them both with
stalking is the province of attention-whoring k00ks. The latter kind of
kook always goes into the Galactic Killfile.
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On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:00:20 +0900, The 2-Belo aided th' terraists with
the following claims :

> We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
> that franco bolli has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>On Jul 2, 8:10?pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
>>wrote:
>>> On Jul 2, 6:54?pm, "Mrs. Ken Laws" <gregorymor...@earthlink.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > [GregoryMorrow: ?Uh, what EXACTLY did Loafie DO...!!!???
>>>
>>> > IMWTK...
>>>
>>> > First person to give the correct answer wins a year's supply of OLIVE
>>> > LOAF...
>>>
>>> > And if she's such an important figure why is she morbidly obese,
>>> > unemployed, and STILL on WebTV...!!!???
>>>
>>> > Lol...
>>>
>>> > Maryanne, with this blog entry of yours you've just beaten Laura
>>> > Linger as "k00k Of The Year" - and it's still ONLY July...!!! ?]
>>>
>>> >http://gamesvision.blogspot.com/
>>>
>>> > "Tuesday, July 1, 2008
>>>
>>> > Seven years ago today...
>>>
>>> > ...I was on a trip that would change my life-literally.
>>>
>>> > But little did I know that at the time. Everyone else knew it, except
>>> > me. I was too busy working my fanny off to do battle with people who
>>> > said they couldn't be taken to task, that they deserved the big prize,
>>> > after Sydney beat them out.
>>>
>>> > They ultimately were proved wrong, in one sixty-second exchange, that
>>> > sent 600 reporters running to their computers and the auxiliary media
>>> > work room across town going dead silent. A buddy of mine was in there,
>>> > and later on that day, we met up for a drink and I asked him what the
>>> > reaction was.
>>>
>>> > "You could have heard a pin drop", he said. Another guy was overheard
>>> > to say "She's nailed it."
>>>
>>> > When someone came up to me later and said that I "was quite prepared",
>>> > I had to respond by saying that I had no choice. I was a one-man band,
>>> > going up against people who had been doing this for ten, twenty or
>>> > more years. With j-school degrees.
>>>
>>> > My qualifications? A passion for justice, spurned by the senseless
>>> > beating of a dear friend of mine, which eventually required her to be
>>> > on a medivac flight back to her home country. I didn't want it to
>>> > happen to anyone else, and I wasn't prepared to toe the Party line
>>> > either that so many folks here in this country were all to eager to
>>> > appease.
>>>
>>> > I can't believe it's been seven years. I am still quite humbled at the
>>> > years since. It's been an amazing journey, full of laughs, tears, and
>>> > yes, sometimes puzzlement. But I wouldn't have done anything
>>> > differently or said anything different in the years since.
>>>
>>> > Hey, I am even grateful for the jerks, because they teach me how not
>>> > to present myself at IOC activities. No one is above anyone else, and
>>> > no one is better than anyone else.
>>>
>>> > We're all in this together.
>>>
>>> > Stay safe, stay cool and most important, stay humbled. There is not
>>> > enough of that in the Olympic media pool right now and it's
>>> > desperately needed.
>>>
>>> > Thank you.
>>>
>>> > Posted by Maryanne Kehoe at 9:49 PM.."
>>>
>>> Posted for all you FLONKERS...
>>>
>>> --
>>> BestGreg- Hide quoted text -
>>>
>>> - Show quoted text -

>>
>>Greg,
>>
>>I REALLY don't want to be right on this one!! That prize is an
>>INSULT...how DARE you!!! IF I win, I will NOT accept!
>>
>>Wasn't that the time old Maryanne was in Moscow??? I'm not sure of my
>>answer, but can offer 3 possibilities.
>>1) Wasn't it the time she had an audience with Prez Gorbachev and
>>said, "Mr. President, take down this Wall of Blubber?" or 2) Met
>>with The IOC and pleaded with them to bring the 2008 Winter Olympics
>>(to be held during the summer of 2008) to Beijing? I remember she
>>said, "The hell with those cry baby Tibetans! It's time they rallied
>>around my rotundness and came together as a people devoted to games
>>I'm too fatt to play. No more playing the victim!! Let The Games
>>Begin!" or was it: 3) Maryanne was chased thru Red Square by Russian
>>secret police (aka former KGB agents)...bet that was a short chase!
>><puff-puff> who wanted to have sex with her? Upon catching Her Royal
>>Loafiness, the commie red webtvkkkops said, "Oops! we thought you were
>>Laura!"
>>
>>Keep up the good loaf fight,
>>your avid fan,
>>-Franco

>
> Ms. Keyhoe, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.



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