OT: Living Will

I, <insert name here>, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should
my fate be put in the hands of politicians who couldn't pass
ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
joint, a cup of coffee, or chocolate, it is obvious that I won't ever get any
better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
spouse,children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
call it a day!

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A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.


Bob in Central California