"the problem with small cars"
.... and we could encourage women to get mastectomies so they could
more easily drive those little vehicles, what with the dashboards
buttin' up agin gals' boobies!
Mastectomy as the new status symbol. Hmmmmmmmmmm. I like the ring of
it.
But then, those $3-million-dollar-a-year cancer industry CEOs would be
outta work -- before they even found a cure!