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"Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks sheepish
and suddenly remembers it had other plans."

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> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks sheepish
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> that's deflating

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>> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks sheepish
>> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
>>
>>
> that's deflating

well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.

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> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
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> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
sheepish
> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
> >>
> >>
> > that's deflating
>
> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
>
>

i told her , she groaned

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>> >> ~u2b
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>> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
>> >>
>> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
> sheepish
>> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
>> >>
>> >>
>> > that's deflating
>>
>> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
>>
>>
>
> i told her , she groaned

i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...

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> >> >
> >> > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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> >> >>
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> >> >> --
> >> >> ~u2b
> >> >>
> >> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
> >> >>
> >> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
> > sheepish
> >> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> > that's deflating
> >>
> >> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
> >>
> >>
> >
> > i told her , she groaned
>
> i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...
>
>

no , it was good , i liked it ,
it had agitate the asd bible thumpers potential

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>> >> >
>> >> > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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>> >> >> --
>> >> >> ~u2b
>> >> >>
>> >> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
>> > sheepish
>> >> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> > that's deflating
>> >>
>> >> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> > i told her , she groaned
>>
>> i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...
>>
>>
>
> no , it was good , i liked it ,
> it had agitate the asd bible thumpers potential

well, you know how i *live* to agitate...

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> >> >
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> >> >> >> --
> >> >> >> ~u2b
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
> >> > sheepish
> >> >> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > that's deflating
> >> >>
> >> >> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > i told her , she groaned
> >>
> >> i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...
> >>
> >>
> >
> > no , it was good , i liked it ,
> > it had agitate the asd bible thumpers potential
>
> well, you know how i *live* to agitate...
>
>

i just wish i could bug like you

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>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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>> >> >> >>
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>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> --
>> >> >> >> ~u2b
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks
>> >> > sheepish
>> >> >> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > that's deflating
>> >> >>
>> >> >> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > i told her , she groaned
>> >>
>> >> i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> > no , it was good , i liked it ,
>> > it had agitate the asd bible thumpers potential
>>
>> well, you know how i *live* to agitate...
>>
>>
>
> i just wish i could bug like you

yes...i must admit it's a special gift i have. not everyone has it. if
only i could pass it on to others. but alas...i cannot.

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> >> >> >
> >> >> > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
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> >> >> >> >
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> >> >> >> >> with a pumpkin patch, of course.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> --
> >> >> >> >> ~u2b
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world
looks
> >> >> > sheepish
> >> >> >> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > that's deflating
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > i told her , she groaned
> >> >>
> >> >> i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > no , it was good , i liked it ,
> >> > it had agitate the asd bible thumpers potential
> >>
> >> well, you know how i *live* to agitate...
> >>
> >>
> >
> > i just wish i could bug like you
>
> yes...i must admit it's a special gift i have. not everyone has it. if
> only i could pass it on to others. but alas...i cannot.
>
>

like the vulcan death grip

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>> >> >> >> >> `
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>> >> >> >> >> with a pumpkin patch, of course.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> --
>> >> >> >> >> ~u2b
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world
> looks
>> >> >> > sheepish
>> >> >> >> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > that's deflating
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > i told her , she groaned
>> >> >>
>> >> >> i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > no , it was good , i liked it ,
>> >> > it had agitate the asd bible thumpers potential
>> >>
>> >> well, you know how i *live* to agitate...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> > i just wish i could bug like you
>>
>> yes...i must admit it's a special gift i have. not everyone has it. if
>> only i could pass it on to others. but alas...i cannot.
>>
>>
>
> like the vulcan death grip

now that is something i have *always* wanted to learn how to do!

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> >> >> >> >>
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> >> >> >> >> > "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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> >> >> >> >> >> `
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> >> >> >> >> >> `
> >> >> >> >> >> `
> >> >> >> >> >> `
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> with a pumpkin patch, of course.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> --
> >> >> >> >> >> ~u2b
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> +*+*+*+*+*+*+
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world
> > looks
> >> >> >> > sheepish
> >> >> >> >> >> and suddenly remembers it had other plans."
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > that's deflating
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> well, i tho't we could use a little halloweenie humor tonite.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > i told her , she groaned
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> i admit it was a little weak, but appropriate no less...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > no , it was good , i liked it ,
> >> >> > it had agitate the asd bible thumpers potential
> >> >>
> >> >> well, you know how i *live* to agitate...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > i just wish i could bug like you
> >>
> >> yes...i must admit it's a special gift i have. not everyone has it.
if
> >> only i could pass it on to others. but alas...i cannot.
> >>
> >>
> >
> > like the vulcan death grip
>
> now that is something i have *always* wanted to learn how to do!
>
>

there's a vote tally i'd like to see