I <heart> Spam

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Well, not all spam, of course, just sometimes the kind where they wrap
a bunch of random text around an image containing the actual ad
message. I mean, you gotta love this:

"The microscope has a change of heart about a globule beyond a support
group. If another industrial complex trades baseball cards with the
federal pig pen, then a line dancer toward the grizzly bear hesitates.
Now and then, a molten abstraction underhandedly gives secret financial
aid to the usually optimal buzzard. A burglar for a class action suit
tries to seduce a familiar chess board. When a prime minister is
eagerly surly, a traffic light gives a pink slip to a dust bunny."

This is the e-mail I got today:

Dear Slunky,
Be safe, become a Christian. Just pray to Jesus that you want Him to
be your Lord and Savior and repent of your Thelemism. Hadit is Egyptian
for the Greek Hades who is Satan. Repent from your Satanic Thelemism and
give your life to Jesus Christ now and forever.

This is actually the most evil book in the world. It starts out
insidiously soft like quicksand, but in its chapters two an three it
shows its true colors. This was the evil bible of Hitler, Stalin, Idi
Amin, and Ra Hoor Khuit is actually the falcon on the flag of Mugabwe's
Zimbabwe. It has inspired nothing but cruel insanity and man's
inhumanity to man. It has established homelessness as an official
institution, and it funnels mankind into Hell.

Maybe you can get into it from here to see what is behind all the
recent trouble in the world. Hadit is ancient Egyptian for Hades. The
three inverse functions of this evil paranormal trinity is Besz, Grubb,
and Apohhrasz Ra. All these are "properties" not "entities". There can
be seen to be three things in the universe: entities, properties and
relations. This evil book will be found to also have some real facts in
it, like the advantage of the organic growth formula versus
civilization, and it contains the true "Lost Word".

RGB wrote:
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>
> Well, not all spam, of course, just sometimes the kind where they wrap
> a bunch of random text around an image containing the actual ad
> message. I mean, you gotta love this:
>
> "The microscope has a change of heart about a globule beyond a support
> group. If another industrial complex trades baseball cards with the
> federal pig pen, then a line dancer toward the grizzly bear hesitates.
> Now and then, a molten abstraction underhandedly gives secret financial
> aid to the usually optimal buzzard. A burglar for a class action suit
> tries to seduce a familiar chess board. When a prime minister is
> eagerly surly, a traffic light gives a pink slip to a dust bunny."

I get several of those a day that still get through Charter's and
Outlook's spam filters (all hot stock picks). It's first on this guy's
list of spam techniques, he calls it the Big Picture.
http://www.jgc.org/tsc/

"The entire email consists of a small HTML page consisting of an image
enclosed in a single hyperlink. Some instances of this are being sent
with valid but unrelated text before and after the image."

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slunky wrote (quoting from some email he got):

> This is actually the most evil book in the world.

What book is it talking about???

Mark

_/ RGB wrote \_
> What book is it talking about???

'Liber AL vel Legis' by Aleister Crowley

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-slunky

_/ slunky wrote \_
> 'Liber AL vel Legis' by Aleister Crowley

and if you want to read it, here's a link:

http://hermetic.com/crowley/engccxx.html

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-slunky