LETS ALL TALK ABOUT ME

and the manner doesn't matter

"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> and the manner doesn't matter
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I think it's already happening... Grrrrr!

"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> > and the manner doesn't matter
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> I think it's already happening... Grrrrr!


oh really , silly me , i never noticed
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:eo-dnWrr0M2ufabYnZ2dnUVZ_t-dnZ2d@giganews.com...
>> > and the manner doesn't matter
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>> I think it's already happening... Grrrrr!
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> oh really , silly me , i never noticed

Persent only posts, he doesn't *read* other posts, duh!

am i talking about him like he's not here? sorry.

Gravity

"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:eo-dnWrr0M2ufabYnZ2dnUVZ_t-dnZ2d@giganews.com...
>> > and the manner doesn't matter
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>> I think it's already happening... Grrrrr!
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>
> oh really , silly me , i never noticed
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that's probably a good thing LOL.

How's it going? I went shopping today, came home, cuddled up for the game
and now I'm hanging on line )

"Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> "Jane" <jarsenal66nospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>>> "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:eo-dnWrr0M2ufabYnZ2dnUVZ_t-dnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>> > and the manner doesn't matter
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>>>
>>> I think it's already happening... Grrrrr!
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>> oh really , silly me , i never noticed
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> that's probably a good thing LOL.
>
> How's it going? I went shopping today, came home, cuddled up for the game
> and now I'm hanging on line )
>

are you one of those chicks who watches whatever game her man watches? i
just hope he don't watch WWE or tractor pulls.

Gravity

% wrote:

>and the manner doesn't matter
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I need to get a job so I can at long last afford to travel to B.C. so %
can pound the holy crap out of me. I've had it coming for years. Don't
just take my word for it. % knows. Doncha?

"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> % wrote:
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> >and the manner doesn't matter
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> I need to get a job so I can at long last afford to travel to B.C. so %
> can pound the holy crap out of me. I've had it coming for years. Don't
> just take my word for it. % knows. Doncha?
>


i'd like to have you come and visit ,
but the pounding has lost is desire

% wrote:

>"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>>% wrote:
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>>>and the manner doesn't matter
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>>I need to get a job so I can at long last afford to travel to B.C. so %
>>can pound the holy crap out of me. I've had it coming for years. Don't
>>just take my word for it. % knows. Doncha?
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>i'd like to have you come and visit ,
>but the pounding has lost is desire
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Oh, fiddlesticks. Lord knows I could really use one hell of a splendid
ass-kicking from you.

"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> % wrote:
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> >"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> >>% wrote:
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> >>>and the manner doesn't matter
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> >>I need to get a job so I can at long last afford to travel to B.C. so %
> >>can pound the holy crap out of me. I've had it coming for years. Don't
> >>just take my word for it. % knows. Doncha?
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> >i'd like to have you come and visit ,
> >but the pounding has lost is desire
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> Oh, fiddlesticks. Lord knows I could really use one hell of a splendid
> ass-kicking from you.
>


i moved on

"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>% wrote:
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>>"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:453C1C38.2080608@hotmail.com...
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>>>% wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>and the manner doesn't matter
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>I need to get a job so I can at long last afford to travel to B.C. so %
>>>can pound the holy crap out of me. I've had it coming for years. Don't
>>>just take my word for it. % knows. Doncha?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>i'd like to have you come and visit ,
>>but the pounding has lost is desire
>>
>>
>>
> Oh, fiddlesticks. Lord knows I could really use one hell of a splendid
> ass-kicking from you.
>

heh, this reminds me of the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where
the guy ends up in that castle full of young women wanting to be spanked...

DINGO:
Where are you going?
GALAHAD:
I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
DINGO:
Oh, no. Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
GALAHAD:
Well, what is it?
DINGO:
Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our
beacon, which, I have just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first
time we've had this problem.
GALAHAD:
It's not the real Grail?
DINGO:
Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay
the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for
setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and
spank her.
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO:
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal
with her as you like, and then, spank me.
AMAZING:
And spank me.
STUNNER:
And me.
LOVELY:
And me.
DINGO:
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS:
A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO:
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS:
The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD:
Well, I could stay a bit longer.
LAUNCELOT:
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
What?
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
Why?
LAUNCELOT:
You are in great peril!
DINGO:
No, he isn't.
LAUNCELOT:
Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD:
You know, she's got a point.
LAUNCELOT:
Come on! We will cover your escape!
GALAHAD:
Look, I'm fine!
LAUNCELOT:
Come on!
GIRLS:
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT:
No, Sir Galahad. Come on!
GALAHAD:
No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
DINGO:
Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
GIRLS:
Yes. Let him handle us easily.
LAUNCELOT:
No. Quick! Quick!
GALAHAD:
Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
DINGO:
Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
GIRLS:
We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
[door closes]
DINGO:
Oh, shit.
LAUNCELOT:
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD:
I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT:
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD:
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT:
No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD:
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT:
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD:
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT:
No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD:
I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT:
No, I'm not.

used2be wrote:
> "Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:453D278E.7050200@hotmail.com...
> >% wrote:
> >
> >>"Noon Cat Nick" <chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:453C1C38.2080608@hotmail.com...
> >>
> >>>% wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>and the manner doesn't matter
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>I need to get a job so I can at long last afford to travel to B.C. so %
> >>>can pound the holy crap out of me. I've had it coming for years. Don't
> >>>just take my word for it. % knows. Doncha?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>i'd like to have you come and visit ,
> >>but the pounding has lost is desire
> >>
> >>
> >>
> > Oh, fiddlesticks. Lord knows I could really use one hell of a splendid
> > ass-kicking from you.
> >
>
> heh, this reminds me of the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where
> the guy ends up in that castle full of young women wanting to be spanked...
>
> DINGO:
> Where are you going?
> GALAHAD:
> I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
> DINGO:
> Oh, no. Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
> GALAHAD:
> Well, what is it?
> DINGO:
> Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our
> beacon, which, I have just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first
> time we've had this problem.
> GALAHAD:
> It's not the real Grail?
> DINGO:
> Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay
> the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for
> setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and
> spank her.
> GIRLS:
> A spanking! A spanking!
> DINGO:
> You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal
> with her as you like, and then, spank me.
> AMAZING:
> And spank me.
> STUNNER:
> And me.
> LOVELY:
> And me.
> DINGO:
> Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
> GIRLS:
> A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
> DINGO:
> And after the spanking, the oral sex.
> GIRLS:
> The oral sex! The oral sex!
> GALAHAD:
> Well, I could stay a bit longer.
> LAUNCELOT:
> Sir Galahad!
> GALAHAD:
> Oh, hello.
> LAUNCELOT:
> Quick!
> GALAHAD:
> What?
> LAUNCELOT:
> Quick!
> GALAHAD:
> Why?
> LAUNCELOT:
> You are in great peril!
> DINGO:
> No, he isn't.
> LAUNCELOT:
> Silence, foul temptress!
> GALAHAD:
> You know, she's got a point.
> LAUNCELOT:
> Come on! We will cover your escape!
> GALAHAD:
> Look, I'm fine!
> LAUNCELOT:
> Come on!
> GIRLS:
> Sir Galahad!
> GALAHAD:
> No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
> DINGO:
> Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
> GIRLS:
> Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
> LAUNCELOT:
> No, Sir Galahad. Come on!
> GALAHAD:
> No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
> DINGO:
> Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
> GIRLS:
> Yes. Let him handle us easily.
> LAUNCELOT:
> No. Quick! Quick!
> GALAHAD:
> Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
> DINGO:
> Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
> GIRLS:
> We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
> [door closes]
> DINGO:
> Oh, shit.
> LAUNCELOT:
> We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
> GALAHAD:
> I don't think I was.
> LAUNCELOT:
> Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
> GALAHAD:
> Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
> LAUNCELOT:
> No, it's too perilous.
> GALAHAD:
> Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
> LAUNCELOT:
> No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
> GALAHAD:
> Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
> LAUNCELOT:
> No. It's unhealthy.
> GALAHAD:
> I bet you're gay.
> LAUNCELOT:
> No, I'm not.

Norm (EI): 'Evening, squire! (the chap goes to a table and Norm follows
him.) You married?

Chap in Bowler Hat (TJ): (stiffly) Yes.

Norm: I'm a bachelor myself ha ha. Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh?
Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no
more?

Chap: I beg your pardon?

Norm: Your wife, does she go, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean does
she go, eh?

Chap: (flustered) She sometimes "goes".

Norm: I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know
whatahmean, nudge nudge?

Chap: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Norm: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good
as a wink to a blind bat!

Chap: Look, are you selling something?

Norm: Selling! Selling! Very good, very good! Know-what-I-mean (makes a
strange hand movement. Chap repeats it, puzzled) Oooh! Wicked! Ya
wicked! Ya wicked Ay! Nudge nudge! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind
bat!

Chap: But, I, uh....

Norm: Uh, is your wife a sport, ay?

Chap: She likes sport, yes!

Norm: I bet she does, I bet she does!

Chap: Yes, she's very fond of cricket.

Norm: 'Oo isn't? Eh? 'Oo isn't? Likes games? Knew she would. Knew she
would. 'Oo doesn't eh? She's been around a bit, eh? Been around?

Chap: Yes, she traveled. She's, she's from Purly.

Norm: Oh! Saynomore! Saynomore, saynomore. Purly, saynomore, know
whatahmean, saynomore. Ah! Your wife interested in uh....photography,
ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowingly?

Chap: Photography?

Norm: Yeh, snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Chap: Holiday snaps?

Norm: Could be, could be taken on holiday, could be. Swimming
costumes. Nudge nudge. Candid, CANDID photography?

Chap: No, I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

Norm: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? ay? Mwoohohohohoo!

Chap: Look, are you trying to insinuate something?

Norm: No, no, no, no, no, no, no...yes.

Chap: Well?

Norm: Well, I mean ah, you're a man of the world, aren't ya? (He starts
winking.) I mean, you know you've ah, you've ah, been around.... You've
"been there"....

Chap: What do you mean?

Norm: Well, I mean like, you've ah, ya know, you've ah you've done it
uh....with a lady, you've SLEPT, with a lady....

Chap: Yes....

Norm: What's it like?