My Baby & Adolph Hitler

This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.

Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am I
supposed to do, get him a perm?

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CyberDroog wrote:
> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>
> Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am I
> supposed to do, get him a perm?


Sent him to Uncle Rich's place for a few weeks?

CyberDroog wrote:
> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>
> Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am I
> supposed to do, get him a perm?

The cubans here routinely bald little boys several times the first
year. They claim it makes the hair grow in nicer.

You could rename him Joaquin...

Bobbie

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"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote:
> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.

Don't worry, I think you are not a customs officer from Austria.


Thomas

"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
news:n2ptk25gtqgkl1t503uss3g7hauk7chs09@news.easyn ews.com...
> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>
> Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am
> I
> supposed to do, get him a perm?

it's natural to feel defensive over stuff like this, droog. we all want
perfect looking babies! don't worry...he'll grow out of it and you'll
forget that it made you mad in the first place.

CyberDroog wrote:
> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>
> Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am I
> supposed to do, get him a perm?

tell him that I can relate... I have hairs under my nose that are
very difficult to shave, though I try... a couple of people say it
makes me look like Hitler in that respect... for a Jewish person,
that's certainly not what one wants to hear...

-"Jordy"

On Mon, 6 Nov 2006 17:28:48 +0100, "Thomas Dehn" <thomas-usenet@arcor.de>
wrote:

>"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote:
>> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
>> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
>> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>
>Don't worry, I think you are not a customs officer from Austria.

But I have so often wished I were. All the women in Austria and Germany
dress like the St. Pauli girl, don't they?

On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 16:42:05 GMT, "used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:

>
>"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
>news:n2ptk25gtqgkl1t503uss3g7hauk7chs09@news.easy news.com...
>> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
>> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
>> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>>
>> Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am
>> I
>> supposed to do, get him a perm?
>
>it's natural to feel defensive over stuff like this, droog. we all want
>perfect looking babies! don't worry...he'll grow out of it and you'll
>forget that it made you mad in the first place.

Oh he is perfect looking. That is why I am irritated at these ninnies
joking about his hair. His hair is great. Very blond and very fine like
mine. Not as much gray though...

Speaking of hair. I went to a craft fair yesterday with my wife and
step-mother. It's something they usually do alone, but they were taking
Buddha and strollers aren't allowed. So I had to go along to carry him the
whole time.

Every time I turned around he would be grabbing and pulling some woman's
hair. They all laughed it off and started talking with me. The kid is a
babe magnet!

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"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 6 Nov 2006 17:28:48 +0100, "Thomas Dehn" <thomas-usenet@arcor.de>
> wrote:
>
> >"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote:
> >> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> >> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> >> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
> >
> >Don't worry, I think you are not a customs officer from Austria.
>
> But I have so often wished I were. All the women in Austria and Germany
> dress like the St. Pauli girl, don't they?

Karl Valentin claimed long ago thats its all just a question
of negotiation the price:

"Would you sleep with me if I paid you one million"
"Sure"
"Would you sleep with me if I paid you forty bucks"
"What do you think I am????"
"We already agreed on that, now we are negotiating the price"


Thomas

On Tue, 7 Nov 2006 01:16:40 +0100, "Thomas Dehn" <thomas-usenet@arcor.de>
wrote:

>Karl Valentin claimed long ago thats its all just a question
>of negotiation the price:
>
>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you one million"
>"Sure"
>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you forty bucks"
>"What do you think I am????"
>"We already agreed on that, now we are negotiating the price"

Oooh, that's one for the quotes file...

"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 7 Nov 2006 01:16:40 +0100, "Thomas Dehn" <thomas-usenet@arcor.de>
> wrote:
>
>>Karl Valentin claimed long ago thats its all just a question
>>of negotiation the price:
>>
>>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you one million"
>>"Sure"
>>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you forty bucks"
>>"What do you think I am????"
>>"We already agreed on that, now we are negotiating the price"
>
> Oooh, that's one for the quotes file...

i first heard it at summer camp in 1966. one of the guys in the cabin told
all the other guys after lights out. we all laughed really loud. the night
patrol guy came in and told us to shut up and get to sleep. later that week,
one of the guys tried it on a girl CIT at the swimming dock. he said, "would
you sleep with me if i gave you a million bucks?" and she told him to go
fuck himself. he said, "oh, i guess you've heard it."

CyberDroog wrote:
> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>
> Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am I
> supposed to do, get him a perm?
He is still so little his hair color will change some I bet , that
usually happens. Jill

On 8 Nov 2006 08:36:26 -0800, "jill" <ojj9691@aol.com> wrote:

>CyberDroog wrote:
>> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
>> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
>> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.
>>
>> Come on! The poor little guy can't control how his hair grows in. What am I
>> supposed to do, get him a perm?
>
> He is still so little his hair color will change some I bet , that
>usually happens. Jill

Oh yeah. Both me and my wife were nearly platinum blond as babies. Both of
us ended up with dirty blond hair.

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"cal" <cal1360@gmaNOSPAMail.com> wrote:
> "CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
> news253l21ljntk06sgtnq8e3ue66pk70jrik@news.easyn ews.com...
> > On Tue, 7 Nov 2006 01:16:40 +0100, "Thomas Dehn" <thomas-usenet@arcor.de>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>Karl Valentin claimed long ago thats its all just a question
> >>of negotiation the price:
> >>
> >>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you one million"
> >>"Sure"
> >>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you forty bucks"
> >>"What do you think I am????"
> >>"We already agreed on that, now we are negotiating the price"
> >
> > Oooh, that's one for the quotes file...
>
> i first heard it at summer camp in 1966.

If the attribution to Karl Valentin is correct, it
has to be much older than this. Valentin died 1948.


Thomas

CyberDroog <CyberDroog@clockworkorange.com> wrote:
> This isn't funny anymore. In the past few weeks I have had several people,
> including relatives, say that Buddha's hair looks like Hitler's. All he
> needs is some black shoe polish and the mustache.

Tell the next person " you need to get out more, you
have been watching the History Channel too much"

That's not the sort of joke anyone should make.

On Wed, 8 Nov 2006 03:50:50 -0500, "cal" <cal1360@gmaNOSPAMail.com> wrote:

><(((*>"CyberDroog" <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote in message
><(((*>news253l21ljntk06sgtnq8e3ue66pk70jrik@new s.easynews.com...
><(((*>> On Tue, 7 Nov 2006 01:16:40 +0100, "Thomas Dehn" <thomas-usenet@arcor.de>
><(((*>> wrote:
><(((*>>
><(((*>>>Karl Valentin claimed long ago thats its all just a question
><(((*>>>of negotiation the price:
><(((*>>>
><(((*>>>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you one million"
><(((*>>>"Sure"
><(((*>>>"Would you sleep with me if I paid you forty bucks"
><(((*>>>"What do you think I am????"
><(((*>>>"We already agreed on that, now we are negotiating the price"
><(((*>>
><(((*>> Oooh, that's one for the quotes file...
><(((*>
><(((*>i first heard it at summer camp in 1966. one of the guys in the cabin told
><(((*>all the other guys after lights out. we all laughed really loud. the night
><(((*>patrol guy came in and told us to shut up and get to sleep. later that week,
><(((*>one of the guys tried it on a girl CIT at the swimming dock. he said, "would
><(((*>you sleep with me if i gave you a million bucks?" and she told him to go
><(((*>fuck himself. he said, "oh, i guess you've heard it."

She was probably thinking "how the heck could a looser like this come up with a
million bucks?"

Yes, I spelled it "looser" on purpose, it's a Usenet tradition.

Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada