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11-09-2006, 10:15 AM
| | | off to the fartsack have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
here's to everyone having a decent night
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | 
11-09-2006, 10:15 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
justabeing wrote:
> have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
>
> here's to everyone having a decent night
>
> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Goodnight and sweet dreams, justa. | 
11-09-2006, 10:15 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >, justabeing
<just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
>have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
>
>here's to everyone having a decent night
>
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay? | 
11-09-2006, 10:15 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
Alan Harding wrote:
> In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >, justabeing
> <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
> >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
> >
> >here's to everyone having a decent night
> >
> >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>
> My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
>
> --
> The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
> just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
course i don't say anything.
I hope night has been good to everyone; first light should show in
30-45 minutes.
Gotta stay awake so i can go get the banjo; guy wants the dough.
I think today will be good for all, no need to fly to Hawaii today.
Bye | 
11-09-2006, 10:15 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
"BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1160718718.492433.207160@h48g2000cwc.googlegr oups.com...
>
> justabeing wrote:
>> have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
>>
>> here's to everyone having a decent night
>>
>> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>
> Goodnight and sweet dreams, justa.
>
thanks
yep trusty old meds worked last night, I was glad
I was tuckered out yesterday
thanks Bored To Tears | 
11-09-2006, 10:15 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
"Boo!shka" <carollombard@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1160740023.514683.58820@f16g2000cwb.googlegro ups.com...
>
> Alan Harding wrote:
>> In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >, justabeing
>> <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
>> >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
>> >
>> >here's to everyone having a decent night
>> >
>> >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
>> My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
>>
>> --
>> The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
>> just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
>
> I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
> a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
>
> I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
> years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
> It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
> other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
> course i don't say anything.
>
> I hope night has been good to everyone; first light should show in
> 30-45 minutes.
>
> Gotta stay awake so i can go get the banjo; guy wants the dough.
>
> I think today will be good for all, no need to fly to Hawaii today.
> Bye 
>
how'd yer banjo transaction pan out?
hope yer justa twangin' away ; )
to fart or not to fart eh
at least in bed its contained
hope its a good day day for ya Boo!shka
bye | 
11-09-2006, 10:16 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
Boo!shka wrote:
> I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
> years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
> It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
> other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
> course i don't say anything.
I was just checking the news and feeling down because of all the
troubles in the world. Then I came across your post. You made my day
with your farting success story. You've renewed my hope. Have a good
day.
Bill | 
11-09-2006, 10:16 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
Boo!shka wrote:
> Alan Harding wrote:
> > In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >, justabeing
> > <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
> > >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
> > >
> > >here's to everyone having a decent night
> > >
> > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> >
> > My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
> >
> > --
> > The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
> > just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
>
> I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
> a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
>
> I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
> years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
> It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
> other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
> course i don't say anything.
Farting is good for you. In fact, it's essential for good bowel health.
You may wish to reconsider. | 
11-09-2006, 10:16 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
"BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1160777333.433476.53750@h48g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com...
>
> Boo!shka wrote:
> > Alan Harding wrote:
> > > In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >,
justabeing
> > > <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
> > > >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read
to............
> > > >
> > > >here's to everyone having a decent night
> > > >
> > > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> > >
> > > My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
> > >
> > > --
> > > The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
> > > just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
> >
> > I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
> > a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
> >
> > I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
> > years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
> > It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
> > other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
> > course i don't say anything.
>
> Farting is good for you. In fact, it's essential for good bowel health.
> You may wish to reconsider.
>
i do not fart ,
i disperse ,
essence of rose pedal | 
11-09-2006, 10:16 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
"BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1160777333.433476.53750@h48g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com...
>
> Boo!shka wrote:
>> Alan Harding wrote:
>> > In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >,
>> > justabeing
>> > <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
>> > >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
>> > >
>> > >here's to everyone having a decent night
>> > >
>> > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>> >
>> > My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
>> >
>> > --
>> > The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
>> > just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
>>
>> I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
>> a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
>>
>> I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
>> years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
>> It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
>> other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
>> course i don't say anything.
>
> Farting is good for you. In fact, it's essential for good bowel health.
> You may wish to reconsider.
>
yep
healthy to rip a good one now and then | 
11-09-2006, 10:16 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:hdudncEWBYLgkq3YnZ2dnUVZ_tOdnZ2d@giganews.com ...
>
> "BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1160777333.433476.53750@h48g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com...
>>
>> Boo!shka wrote:
>> > Alan Harding wrote:
>> > > In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >,
> justabeing
>> > > <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
>> > > >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read
> to............
>> > > >
>> > > >here's to everyone having a decent night
>> > > >
>> > > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>> > >
>> > > My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy
>> > > day.
>> > >
>> > > --
>> > > The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
>> > > just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
>> >
>> > I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
>> > a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
>> >
>> > I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
>> > years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
>> > It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
>> > other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
>> > course i don't say anything.
>>
>> Farting is good for you. In fact, it's essential for good bowel health.
>> You may wish to reconsider.
>>
>
>
> i do not fart ,
> i disperse ,
> essence of rose pedal
>
>
lol | 
11-09-2006, 10:17 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
% wrote:
> "BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1160777333.433476.53750@h48g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com...
> >
> > Boo!shka wrote:
> > > Alan Harding wrote:
> > > > In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >,
> justabeing
> > > > <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
> > > > >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read
> to............
> > > > >
> > > > >here's to everyone having a decent night
> > > > >
> > > > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> > > >
> > > > My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
> > > > just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
> > >
> > > I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
> > > a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
> > >
> > > I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
> > > years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
> > > It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
> > > other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
> > > course i don't say anything.
> >
> > Farting is good for you. In fact, it's essential for good bowel health.
> > You may wish to reconsider.
> >
>
>
> i do not fart ,
> i disperse ,
> essence of rose pedal
I remember seeing a report on the tv about Japanese scientists who had
come up with a pill that made your poop smell of roses, so you could
avoid those embarrassing "give it 10 minutes" episodes. Whatever will
they think of next? | 
11-09-2006, 10:17 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
justabeing wrote:
> "BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1160777333.433476.53750@h48g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com...
> >
> > Boo!shka wrote:
> >> Alan Harding wrote:
> >> > In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >,
> >> > justabeing
> >> > <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
> >> > >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read to............
> >> > >
> >> > >here's to everyone having a decent night
> >> > >
> >> > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
> >> >
> >> > My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy day.
> >> >
> >> > --
> >> > The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
> >> > just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
> >>
> >> I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
> >> a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
> >>
> >> I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
> >> years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
> >> It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
> >> other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior. Of
> >> course i don't say anything.
> >
> > Farting is good for you. In fact, it's essential for good bowel health.
> > You may wish to reconsider.
> >
> yep
> healthy to rip a good one now and then
And fun! Have you ever started in on one and then, after about 30
seconds, wondered when it's going to stop? | 
11-09-2006, 10:19 AM
| | | Re: off to the fartsack
"BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1160781036.251064.96100@m73g2000cwd.googlegro ups.com...
>
> justabeing wrote:
>> "BoredToTears" <beejayceee1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:1160777333.433476.53750@h48g2000cwc.googlegro ups.com...
>> >
>> > Boo!shka wrote:
>> >> Alan Harding wrote:
>> >> > In message <3NFXg.22304$Ij.19834@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com >,
>> >> > justabeing
>> >> > <just.a.being@gmail.com> writes
>> >> > >have a couple books I might try to give a bit of a read
>> >> > >to............
>> >> > >
>> >> > >here's to everyone having a decent night
>> >> > >
>> >> > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>> >> >
>> >> > My wife had gone to work by the time I woke up. Could be a sleepy
>> >> > day.
>> >> >
>> >> > --
>> >> > The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
>> >> > just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
>> >>
>> >> I have given up trying to sleep, so now i'm doing this..it's almost 5
>> >> a.m. and Brian Lamb is taking calls on Washington Journal.
>> >>
>> >> I don't fart anymore since I've been on the Atkins diet, for a couple
>> >> years now; but when I eat Mexican food, i eat the beans, then i fart.
>> >> It feels so feminine and ladylike not to be farting. In fact, when
>> >> other people are farting their insides out, I feel rather superior.
>> >> Of
>> >> course i don't say anything.
>> >
>> > Farting is good for you. In fact, it's essential for good bowel health.
>> > You may wish to reconsider.
>> >
>> yep
>> healthy to rip a good one now and then
>
> And fun! Have you ever started in on one and then, after about 30
> seconds, wondered when it's going to stop?
>
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