perfect suicide method (spoiler)

i might as well share my method. i think it rocks. get a shitload of
alcohol. the main problem is puking, fortunately, i don't do that on beer
unless i drink 6 in one hour. i can usually down about 12 beers and be ok.
then i'll slowly ramp up the pills. before they hit full force and fuck me
up, i'll test my motor coordination. i'll wait until i'm starting to pass
out, and then go outside and blow my head off with a 9 mm.

i'd do it at work, just to be an asshole (the cleanup would take days lol),
but i know exactly where i will do it. but i want to do it alone, outside,
but not in a national park, although that would be very sweet.

i think i'll save up several thousand and have a blowout before i do it.

trust me, drugs + guns + alcohol is the way to go.

my supervisor's office lol, that would be funny as hell. just go in and say
my usual "i have a problem" but this time whip out a gun end it all.

Gravity

i might as well explain my reasoning. first of all, when you go to the
hospital, they pump your stomach. and as Slunky mentioned, you can vomit
and lose your pills, and only get a half dose frying your liver. of course,
the 9 mm part is like 90% effective. but in case you miss the shot, the
drugs will kill you while they are trying to fix the brain matter.

Gravity

when i was a young man, schizophrenia hit. i was going to wait 5 years and
see if it went away. many years later, i still had it. i had decided to
hang in there 20 total years with schizophrenia before committing suicide.
however, i have reconsidered. if i am truly miserable, and my only joy
comes from fucking and alcohol, i am going to die and get it over with. i
don't like this fucking shitty earth, and i didn't ask to be brought into
this world. it is not my responsibility to live, i can choose to die, it's
called fucking free will.

so anyway, i was going to hang in there. i was thinking i might meet a good
girlfriend or something, but that shit never pans out. no woman i've been
with has remotely been a soulmate. i have no one who can comprehend or
relate to the things i think about.

so i now have a few acquantinces, but i'm too tired after work to talk to
them. so i just hang out with people and drink beer or go home and watch
TV. posting is way easier than emailing i think.

Gravity

"gravity" <gravity@send_emails_to_Persent_instead> wrote in message
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|i might as well share my method. i think it rocks. get a shitload of
| alcohol. the main problem is puking, fortunately, i don't do that on beer
| unless i drink 6 in one hour. i can usually down about 12 beers and be
ok.
| then i'll slowly ramp up the pills. before they hit full force and fuck
me
| up, i'll test my motor coordination. i'll wait until i'm starting to pass
| out, and then go outside and blow my head off with a 9 mm.
|
| i'd do it at work, just to be an asshole (the cleanup would take days
lol),
| but i know exactly where i will do it. but i want to do it alone,
outside,
| but not in a national park, although that would be very sweet.
|
| i think i'll save up several thousand and have a blowout before i do it.
|
| trust me, drugs + guns + alcohol is the way to go.
|
| my supervisor's office lol, that would be funny as hell. just go in and
say
| my usual "i have a problem" but this time whip out a gun end it all.
|
| Gravity
|
|


There is also the possibility that you will survive the gunshot to the head,
and wind up being an even bigger fucking idiot than you already are, might
be worth a re-think!

Justin Headcase masturbates:

> There is also the possibility that you will survive the gunshot to the
> head,
> and wind up being an even bigger fucking idiot than you already are,
> might
> be worth a re-think!
>
>

my IQ is likely 30 points higher than yours. even throwing out IQ totally,
and going by sigmas past normal g-factor, i still blow you away. you don't
posess the requisite convolutions to even gauge my intellect, and you should
probably mind your own fucking business.

fuck off and die, troll.

> There is also the possibility that you will survive the gunshot to the
> head,
> and wind up being an even bigger fucking idiot than you already are,
> might
> be worth a re-think!
>
>

Marty is a great guy compared to your loser ass. at least he works.

i wish trolls like you would get the ballsack to blow their fucking head off
(with or without cold meds).

Gravity

"gravity" <gravity@send_emails_to_Persent_instead> wrote in message
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| Justin Headcase masturbates:
|
| > There is also the possibility that you will survive the gunshot to the
| > head,
| > and wind up being an even bigger fucking idiot than you already are,
| > might
| > be worth a re-think!
| >
| >
|
| my IQ is likely 30 points higher than yours. even throwing out IQ
totally,
| and going by sigmas past normal g-factor, i still blow you away. you
don't
| posess the requisite convolutions to even gauge my intellect, and you
should
| probably mind your own fucking business.
|
| fuck off and die, troll.
|
|



LMAO