On Feb 28, 11:54*am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://ABChung.LiveJournal.com/87410.html
>
> May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
> 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jes
<snip nonsense>
A guy named Andrew goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help
me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to
drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't
orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things
like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got
divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to
be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years,
all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that
old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy
replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno
flicks, post on Usenet and munch Cheetos."