Global warming AKA the McDonalds conspiracy

Today, i would like to discuss global warming.

But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!

We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
theory is a pile of shit!

Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!

The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!

Let me explain why...

Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
realease that same amount of energy.
Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing. Like
black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.

And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall and
anarchy will reign!

And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!

So... how are we going to solve this?

I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?

--
Pete

In article <466d299a$0$31869$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
"Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:

> Today, i would like to discuss global warming.
>
> But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
> Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!
>
> We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
> mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
> theory is a pile of shit!
>
> Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!
>
> The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!
>
> Let me explain why...
>
> Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
> realease that same amount of energy.
> Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
> layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing. Like
> black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.
>
> And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
> forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall and
> anarchy will reign!
>
> And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!
>
> So... how are we going to solve this?
>
> I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?
>
> --
> Pete

It's Cow Farts dude!
Don't you read the news?

Cows outnumber humans 2 to 1 (or something like that...)
--
Peace, Om

Remove _ to validate e-mails.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack Nicholson

On Jun 11, 5:53 am, "Pete" <phouts...@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
> Today, i would like to discuss global warming.
>
> But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
> Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!
>
> We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
> mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
> theory is a pile of shit!
>
> Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!
>
> The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!

Your so-called theory is the most b.s. I have read in ages.

Brindal

"Omelet" <omp_omelet@gmail.com> wrote in message
newsmp_omelet-448ACD.06133911062007@news.giganews.com...
> In article <466d299a$0$31869$dbd43001@news.wanadoo.nl>,
> "Pete" <phoutstra@wanadoo.nl> wrote:
>
>> Today, i would like to discuss global warming.
>>
>> But why, you are probably asking yourselves...
>> Well, because its an imporant issue! THATS WHY !!!
>>
>> We hear a lot of talk about carbon dioxide, most of which is produced by
>> mankind, being the root cause, but i happen to know for a fact that that
>> theory is a pile of shit!
>>
>> Without carbon dioxide, there wouldnt be life to begin with!
>>
>> The real cause of the global warming, are the severely obese!
>>
>> Let me explain why...
>>
>> Normal human beings absorb a certain amount of energy from the sun. And
>> realease that same amount of energy.
>> Fat people, OTOH, because of their global shape, and their fat as a thick
>> layer that isolates everything, just keep on absorbing and absorbing.
>> Like
>> black holes, everything goes in, and nothing goes out.
>>
>> And as a result, the globe starts to warm, polar caps will melt, the rain
>> forests will disappear, the deserts will expand, governments will fall
>> and
>> anarchy will reign!
>>
>> And we dont want that, now do we ?!?!?!
>>
>> So... how are we going to solve this?
>>
>> I really wish i knew, but i dont. Any suggestions?


I have a lot of suggestions, but I don't think you would like them.


>Pete
>
> It's Cow Farts dude!
> Don't you read the news?
>
> Cows outnumber humans 2 to 1 (or something like that...)
> --
> Peace, Om
>
> Remove _ to validate e-mails.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch" -- Jack
> Nicholson