OT for Anon, who usually posts the male side in jokes.

Subject: The True Fairy Tale


This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we
were
little:


Once upon a time

~~~~~~~~

in a land far away,

~~~~~~~~

a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

~~~~~~~~

happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

~~~~~~~~

The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

~~~~~~~~

One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

~~~~~~~~
and then, my sweet, we can marry

~~~~~~~~

and set up housekeeping in your castle

~~~~~~~~

with my mother,

~~~~~~~~

where you can prepare my meals,

~~~~~~~~

clean my clothes, bear my children,

~~~~~~~~

and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "
~~~~~~~~

That night,

~~~~~~~~

as the princess dined sumptuously

~~~~~~~~

on lightly sauteed frog legs

~~~~~~~~

seasoned in a white wine

~~~~~~~

and onion cream sauce,

~~~~~~~~

she chuckled and thought to herself:

~~~~~~~~

I don't friggin think so.


--
Cheri

Heh! Hah! LOL...thanks for the laugh.

On Sat, 16 Dec 2006 14:10:24 -0800, "Cheri" <gserviceatinreachdotcom>
wrote:

> Subject: The True Fairy Tale
>
>
> This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we
>were
>little:
>
>
> Once upon a time
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> in a land far away,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> happened upon a frog as she sat
> contemplating ecological issues
> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> and said: " Elegant Lady,
> I was once a handsome prince,
> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> One kiss from you, however,
> and I will turn back
> into the dapper, young prince that I am
>
> ~~~~~~~~
> and then, my sweet, we can marry
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and set up housekeeping in your castle
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> with my mother,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> where you can prepare my meals,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> clean my clothes, bear my children,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and forever feel
>
> grateful and happy doing so. "
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> That night,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> as the princess dined sumptuously
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> on lightly sauteed frog legs
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> seasoned in a white wine
>
> ~~~~~~~
>
> and onion cream sauce,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> she chuckled and thought to herself:
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> I don't friggin think so.

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Cheri wrote:
> Subject: The True Fairy Tale
>
>
> This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we
> were
> little:
>
>
> Once upon a time
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> in a land far away,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> happened upon a frog as she sat
> contemplating ecological issues
> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> and said: " Elegant Lady,
> I was once a handsome prince,
> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> One kiss from you, however,
> and I will turn back
> into the dapper, young prince that I am
>
> ~~~~~~~~
> and then, my sweet, we can marry
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and set up housekeeping in your castle
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> with my mother,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> where you can prepare my meals,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> clean my clothes, bear my children,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and forever feel
>
> grateful and happy doing so. "
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> That night,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> as the princess dined sumptuously
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> on lightly sauteed frog legs
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> seasoned in a white wine
>
> ~~~~~~~
>
> and onion cream sauce,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> she chuckled and thought to herself:
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> I don't friggin think so.
>
>
> --
> Cheri
>
>

ROFL!!

Susan

Thanks for the laugh. I'm still trying to sort out the subject line. LOL


"Cheri" <gserviceatinreachdotcom> wrote in message
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> Subject: The True Fairy Tale
>
>
> This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we
> were
> little:
>
>
> Once upon a time
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> in a land far away,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> happened upon a frog as she sat
> contemplating ecological issues
> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> and said: " Elegant Lady,
> I was once a handsome prince,
> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> One kiss from you, however,
> and I will turn back
> into the dapper, young prince that I am
>
> ~~~~~~~~
> and then, my sweet, we can marry
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and set up housekeeping in your castle
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> with my mother,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> where you can prepare my meals,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> clean my clothes, bear my children,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and forever feel
>
> grateful and happy doing so. "
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> That night,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> as the princess dined sumptuously
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> on lightly sauteed frog legs
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> seasoned in a white wine
>
> ~~~~~~~
>
> and onion cream sauce,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> she chuckled and thought to herself:
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> I don't friggin think so.
>
>
> --
> Cheri
>
>

ROTFLMAO, and snorting, too! Thanks Cheri :-)

Cheri wrote:
> Subject: The True Fairy Tale
>
>
> This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we
> were
> little:
>
>
> Once upon a time
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> in a land far away,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> happened upon a frog as she sat
> contemplating ecological issues
> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> and said: " Elegant Lady,
> I was once a handsome prince,
> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> One kiss from you, however,
> and I will turn back
> into the dapper, young prince that I am
>
> ~~~~~~~~
> and then, my sweet, we can marry
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and set up housekeeping in your castle
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> with my mother,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> where you can prepare my meals,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> clean my clothes, bear my children,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and forever feel
>
> grateful and happy doing so. "
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> That night,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> as the princess dined sumptuously
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> on lightly sauteed frog legs
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> seasoned in a white wine
>
> ~~~~~~~
>
> and onion cream sauce,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> she chuckled and thought to herself:
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> I don't friggin think so.
>
>
> --
> Cheri

Good one, Cheri!

"Cheri" <gserviceatinreachdotcom> wrote in message


:: Subject: The True Fairy Tale
::

Just because you usually post jokes that have a male slant, funny ones,
but definitely male slanted, so I thought I'd post a female slanted one
for you. :-)

--
Cheri

Anon wrote in message ...
>Thanks for the laugh. I'm still trying to sort out the subject line.
LOL

"Cheri" <gserviceatinreachdotcom> wrote in message
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> Subject: The True Fairy Tale



Nicky.

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"Cheri" <gserviceatinreachdotcom> wrote in message
news:V-mdneKQGZk18xnYnZ2dnUVZ_ue3nZ2d@inreach.com...
> Subject: The True Fairy Tale
>
>
> This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we
> were
> little:
>
>
> Once upon a time
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> in a land far away,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> happened upon a frog as she sat
> contemplating ecological issues
> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> and said: " Elegant Lady,
> I was once a handsome prince,
> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> One kiss from you, however,
> and I will turn back
> into the dapper, young prince that I am
>
> ~~~~~~~~
> and then, my sweet, we can marry
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and set up housekeeping in your castle
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> with my mother,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> where you can prepare my meals,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> clean my clothes, bear my children,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> and forever feel
>
> grateful and happy doing so. "
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> That night,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> as the princess dined sumptuously
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> on lightly sauteed frog legs
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> seasoned in a white wine
>
> ~~~~~~~
>
> and onion cream sauce,
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> she chuckled and thought to herself:
>
> ~~~~~~~~
>
> I don't friggin think so.

Yeah, I wouldn't eat frogs lgs like that either. The white wine and onion
sauce would ruin it.


--
Beav

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