.... by way if being a "butt cheek loosener" ...
Having been in the USA several times, and having had
the dubious pleasure of shopping there, I find that of
the countries I have visited, the USA is close to the top
in 'service' ..
Having said that ...
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on
the meaning of the word "service". The act of doing
things for other people. Then I heard these service
terms:
Internal Revenue Service,
Postal Service,
Civil Service,
Telephone Service,
Service Stations,
A O L Service Desk,
Customer Service,
City/County Public Service.
And I became confused about the word "service.
This is not what I thought "service" meant.
Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of
them mentioned that he was having a bull service a few
of his cows.
SHAZAM!! It all came into perspective. Now I understand
what all those "service" agencies are doing to us...