Re: The Devil went down to Georgia Redux

Reposted, andy's up for yet another ko0k award - remember to vote...


Sanity's Little Helper wrote:
> The devil went down to Georgia
> He was looking for a soul to steal
> And he was in a bind
> 'Cause he was way behind
> And was willin' to make a deal.
>
> When he came upon this young doc
> telling lies and telling em hot.
> The devil jumped up on a hickory
> stump and said,
> "Boy let me tell you what:
>
> I bet you didn't know it
> but I'm a liar too,
> And if you care to take a dare
> I'll make a bet with you
> Now you tell some pretty tall stories boy
> But give the devil his due
> I'll bet a Neon of gold against your soul
> 'Cause I think I'm better than you."
>
> The boy said, "My name's Andy
> And it might be a sin
> But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
> 'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."
>
> Andy, show your letters off and blow your trumpet hard,
> 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
> And if you win you get this shiny Neon made of gold.
> But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
>
> The devil opened up his mouth and he said, "I'll start this show."
> And fire flew from his dark blue lips as the bullshit it did flow.
> And he pulled the wool across the eyes and it made an evil hiss.
> Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:
>
> "There can be no whitewash... at the White House"..."I had no prior
> knowledge of the Watergate break-in" ... "I made my mistakes, but in all my
> years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've
> earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never
> obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of
> public life that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got
> to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook.
> I've earned everything I've got."
>
> When the devil finished, Andy said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, but
> sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done.
>
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdoc9@emorycardiology.com> wrote in
> news:1186000202.159955.134010@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com to
> sci.med.cardiology:
>
>> Cheri wrote:
>>> guys@consolidated.net wrote in message ...
>>>> Any professional doctor as flulltime job as a medical professional
>>>> That job requires so much they have nio tme for another business, If
>>>> they wanted to be a stock broker, He/she could have saved his family
>>>> abd the public a lot of money by taking a business program.
>>> I know mine wouldn't have time to be posting on a newsgroup, unless he
>>> left many patients waiting for hours to see him, or I should say
>>> waiting many more hours to see him than they already do. :-)
>>>
>>> Cheri
>> Some doctors read and type much faster than others :-)
>>
>> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for HIS wonderful
>> gifts of ultra-fast speed reading and touch-typing.
>>
>> Be hungry... be healthy... be blessed:
>>
>> http://HeartMDPhD.com/PressRelease
>>
>> Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
>>
>> Andrew <><
>> --
>> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>> Cardiologist
>>
>>
>
>
> The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
> And he paid for that golden Neon,in fact he bought a fleet.
> Andy said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try again. 'Cause
> I told you once, you son of a BITCH, I'm the best that's ever been."
>

percy wrote in message ...
>
>Reposted, andy's up for yet another ko0k award - remember to vote...
>
>
>Sanity's Little Helper wrote:
>> The devil went down to Georgia
>> He was looking for a soul to steal
>> And he was in a bind
>> 'Cause he was way behind
>> And was willin' to make a deal.
>>
>> When he came upon this young doc
>> telling lies and telling em hot.
>> The devil jumped up on a hickory
>> stump and said,
>> "Boy let me tell you what:
>>
>> I bet you didn't know it
>> but I'm a liar too,
>> And if you care to take a dare
>> I'll make a bet with you
>> Now you tell some pretty tall stories boy
>> But give the devil his due
>> I'll bet a Neon of gold against your soul
>> 'Cause I think I'm better than you."
>>
>> The boy said, "My name's Andy
>> And it might be a sin
>> But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
>> 'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."
>>
>> Andy, show your letters off and blow your trumpet hard,
>> 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
>> And if you win you get this shiny Neon made of gold.
>> But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
>>
>> The devil opened up his mouth and he said, "I'll start this show."
>> And fire flew from his dark blue lips as the bullshit it did flow.
>> And he pulled the wool across the eyes and it made an evil hiss.
>> Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:
>>
>> "There can be no whitewash... at the White House"..."I had no prior
>> knowledge of the Watergate break-in" ... "I made my mistakes, but
in all my
>> years of public life, I have never profited from public service.
I've
>> earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have
never
>> obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my
years of
>> public life that I welcome this kind of examination because people
have got
>> to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a
crook.
>> I've earned everything I've got."
>>
>> When the devil finished, Andy said, "Well, you're pretty good, old
son, but
>> sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's
done.
>>
>> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdoc9@emorycardiology.com> wrote in
>> news:1186000202.159955.134010@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com to
>> sci.med.cardiology:
>>
>>> Cheri wrote:
>>>> guys@consolidated.net wrote in message ...
>>>>> Any professional doctor as flulltime job as a medical
professional
>>>>> That job requires so much they have nio tme for another
business, If
>>>>> they wanted to be a stock broker, He/she could have saved his
family
>>>>> abd the public a lot of money by taking a business program.
>>>> I know mine wouldn't have time to be posting on a newsgroup,
unless he
>>>> left many patients waiting for hours to see him, or I should say
>>>> waiting many more hours to see him than they already do. :-)
>>>>
>>>> Cheri
>>> Some doctors read and type much faster than others :-)
>>>
>>> Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for HIS
wonderful
>>> gifts of ultra-fast speed reading and touch-typing.
>>>
>>> Be hungry... be healthy... be blessed:
>>>
>>> http://HeartMDPhD.com/PressRelease
>>>
>>> Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
>>>
>>> Andrew <><
>>> --
>>> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
>>> Cardiologist
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
>> And he paid for that golden Neon,in fact he bought a fleet.
>> Andy said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
'Cause
>> I told you once, you son of a BITCH, I'm the best that's ever
been."


BTW, Cheri never wrote any of the above. :-)

Cheri

"percy" <vbeausoleil@nowhere.bum> wrote in message
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>
> Reposted, andy's up for yet another ko0k award - remember to vote...

c an you post the k00k award that andie is up for again

btw.... loved the adaptation you gave ! :-)