Re: OT Joke

"Alan S" <loralgtweightandcarbs@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 3 May 2007 08:01:08 +1000, "Ozgirl"
> <are_we_there_yet@maccas.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Mâck©®" <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> wrote in message
> >news:mfuh3399d57cv1704unesp6n8gs09tefq4@4ax.com.. .
> >>
> >> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
> >> on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> >> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
> >> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
> >> going to jump off this building."
> >> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
> >> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.
> >> The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
> >> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> >> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
> >> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
> >> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> >> death as well.
> >> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd
> >> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
> >> would have given it to him again!"
> >> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
> >> or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
> >> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> >> The blonde's wife said,
> >> "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"
> >
> >Oh my GOd! As a blonde should I jump up and down shrieking about
> >blonde-bashing?
>
> I was under the impression that most of the ladies here
> choose whether to be blonde, in the same way that the guys
> choose whether to act it...

I choose to maintain my blondeness Had a hair dye conversation with my
son's mate's mum the other day. I mentioned the need for regular touchups,
she said she had to occasionally pluck a grey hair out! I though geez, it's
years since I could fix my problem by plucking, lol.