Re: OT Joke

"Mâck©®" <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> wrote in message
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>
> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
> on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
> going to jump off this building."
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> death as well.
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
> would have given it to him again!"
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
> or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> The blonde's wife said,
> "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"

Oh my GOd! As a blonde should I jump up and down shrieking about
blonde-bashing?

On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
<loralgtweightandcarbs@gmail.com> wrote:

>When it gets to the point where you know them all as
>individuals - you don't pluck them.
>
>
>Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
>d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
>Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.

when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.

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On Thu, 3 May 2007 11:03:58 +1000, "Ozgirl"
<are_we_there_yet@maccas.com> wrote:

>
>"Alan S" <loralgtweightandcarbs@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:fm8i33df4le2csr1d39pf14amfokhusr32@4ax.com.. .
>> On Thu, 3 May 2007 08:01:08 +1000, "Ozgirl"
>> <are_we_there_yet@maccas.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Mâck©®" <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> wrote in message
>> >news:mfuh3399d57cv1704unesp6n8gs09tefq4@4ax.com.. .
>> >>
>> >> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
>> >> on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>> >> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
>> >> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
>> >> going to jump off this building."
>> >> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
>> >> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.
>> >> The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
>> >> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
>> >> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
>> >> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>> >> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
>> >> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
>> >> death as well.
>> >> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd
>> >> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
>> >> would have given it to him again!"
>> >> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
>> >> or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
>> >> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
>> >> The blonde's wife said,
>> >> "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"
>> >
>> >Oh my GOd! As a blonde should I jump up and down shrieking about
>> >blonde-bashing?
>>
>> I was under the impression that most of the ladies here
>> choose whether to be blonde, in the same way that the guys
>> choose whether to act it...
>
>I choose to maintain my blondeness Had a hair dye conversation with my
>son's mate's mum the other day. I mentioned the need for regular touchups,
>she said she had to occasionally pluck a grey hair out! I though geez, it's
>years since I could fix my problem by plucking, lol.

When it gets to the point where you know them all as
individuals - you don't pluck them.


Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
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On Thu, 03 May 2007 00:28:02 -0400, Mâck©®
<shootspammers@deathtospam.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
><loralgtweightandcarbs@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>When it gets to the point where you know them all as
>>individuals - you don't pluck them.
>>

>when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
>is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.

Nope - my son does that; but I reckon the "monk" tonsure
look protects the side and back from sunburn when I wear a
cap. There's an odd side benefit - no need for hair-dyes,
stays brown.

http://tinyurl.com/2mef52

Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
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On May 2, 9:28?pm, M?ck?? <shootspamm...@deathtospam.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
>
> <loralgtweightandca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >When it gets to the point where you know them all as
> >individuals - you don't pluck them.
>
> >Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
> >d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
> >Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
>
> when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
> is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.

It's Sinead O'Conner and she was current about 20 years ago. Here's a
little comedy tip for you: Current references have more of an impact.
In this case you should have used Britney Spears since she recently
cut off all of her hair.

That's a freebie for you. Just doing what I can to add something
relevant in this old joke thread.

Kurt

"Kurt" <kurtwheeling1965@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On May 2, 9:28?pm, M?ck?? <shootspamm...@deathtospam.net> wrote:
> > On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
> >
> > <loralgtweightandca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >When it gets to the point where you know them all as
> > >individuals - you don't pluck them.
> >
> > >Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
> > >d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
> > >Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
> >
> > when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
> > is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.

> It's Sinead O'Conner and she was current about 20
> years ago.

Who cares? She shaved. You are such a wanker. And who cares if he spelled it
right? You should care more about why you lied about being a type 2 if you
really want to start picking. You are doing a stooge impersonation, that is
like 60 or more years ago. Still valid though.

>Here's a
> little comedy tip for you: Current references have more > of an impact.

Here's a little tip for you. You are a wannabe, you play at being someone
important in real life, guess what? You are still the same old sucky know
nothing Kurt who doesn't know what a parody is let alone anything remotely
type 2.

> That's a freebie for you. Just doing what I can to add something
> relevant in this old joke thread.

Old jokes are always the best. Look at you.

Alan, we could do a Yul Brynner or a Kojak! Or we could impersonate someone
more current, Kurt - wearing one of those signs on our heads like in
Celebrity Heads. After 5,000 guesses no one would guess because Kurt is just
not as important as he thinks he is.

That's a freebie Kurt, just wanted to add something more relevant to this
joke thread.

On 2 May 2007 22:06:57 -0700, Kurt <kurtwheeling1965@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On May 2, 9:28?pm, M?ck?? <shootspamm...@deathtospam.net> wrote:
>> On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
>>
>> <loralgtweightandca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >When it gets to the point where you know them all as
>> >individuals - you don't pluck them.
>>
>> >Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
>> >d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
>> >Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
>>
>> when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
>> is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.
>
>It's Sinead O'Conner

spelling cop Kurt. gotcha.

and she was current about 20 years ago. Here's a
>little comedy tip for you: Current references have more of an impact.
>In this case you should have used Britney Spears since she recently
>cut off all of her hair.

If your memory is so short you can't get references more than a few
months old I can see why you have a hard time with humor. Try
evercising your mind a little more, I hear it helps with maintaining
memory.

>
>That's a freebie for you. Just doing what I can to add something
>relevant in this old joke thread.
>Kurt

over anylising a simple joke always ruins it. and it's not a sign of
intellectual prowess as much as it is being a bore.

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President, or that we are to stand by the President
right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile,
but is morally treasonable to the American public."
....Theodore Roosevelt

(o ô)
--ooO-(_)-Ooo--------------------

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half as well as I should like;
and I like less than half of you
half as well as you deserve."
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Mack you showed the joke in the blonde form. The original joke I saw
was with the third guy being Polish.

both politically incorrect,but funny

Loretta

Kurt <kurtwheeling1965@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On May 2, 9:28?pm, M?ck?? <shootspamm...@deathtospam.net> wrote:
>> On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
>>
>> <loralgtweightandca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >When it gets to the point where you know them all as
>> >individuals - you don't pluck them.
>>
>> >Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
>> >d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
>> >Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
>>
>> when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
>> is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.

> It's Sinead O'Conner

It's Sinead O'Connor, Irish.

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"Chris Malcolm" <cam@holyrood.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
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> Kurt <kurtwheeling1965@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On May 2, 9:28?pm, M?ck?? <shootspamm...@deathtospam.net> wrote:
> >> On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
> >>
> >> <loralgtweightandca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >When it gets to the point where you know them all as
> >> >individuals - you don't pluck them.
> >>
> >> >Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
> >> >d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
> >> >Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
> >>
> >> when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
> >> is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.
>
> > It's Sinead O'Conner
>
> It's Sinead O'Connor, Irish.

8-x

On 4 May 2007 09:03:50 GMT, Chris Malcolm <cam@holyrood.ed.ac.uk>
wrote:

>Kurt <kurtwheeling1965@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On May 2, 9:28?pm, M?ck?? <shootspamm...@deathtospam.net> wrote:
>>> On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
>>>
>>> <loralgtweightandca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >When it gets to the point where you know them all as
>>> >individuals - you don't pluck them.
>>>
>>> >Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
>>> >d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
>>> >Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
>>>
>>> when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
>>> is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.
>
>> It's Sinead O'Conner
>
>It's Sinead O'Connor, Irish.

snicker

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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the
President, or that we are to stand by the President
right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile,
but is morally treasonable to the American public."
....Theodore Roosevelt

(o ô)
--ooO-(_)-Ooo--------------------

"I don't know half of you
half as well as I should like;
and I like less than half of you
half as well as you deserve."
....Bilbo Baggins


DISCLAIMER If you find a posting or message from me
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On 3 May, 06:06, Kurt <kurtwheeling1...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On May 2, 9:28?pm, M?ck?? <shootspamm...@deathtospam.net> wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 03 May 2007 04:25:07 GMT, Alan S
>
> > <loralgtweightandca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >When it gets to the point where you know them all as
> > >individuals - you don't pluck them.
>
> > >Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
> > >d&e, metformin 1500mg, ezetrol 10mg
> > >Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
>
> > when it gets to that point, I think the only way to save your sanity
> > is to do a Senead O]Conner impersation and shave.
>
> It's Sinead O'Conner and she was current about 20 years ago.

No - it's Sinead O'Connor, dumbass.