"Mâck©®" <shootspammers@deathtospam.net> wrote in message
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>
> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
> on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
> going to jump off this building."
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage, and jumped to his death.
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> death as well.
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
> would have given it to him again!"
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
> or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> The blonde's wife said,
> "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"
>
Good one Mack
Hope you are well today, and indeed all members of the ASD
family.
These forwarded by a friend the other day...
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage,
and three blondes were
stuck on the escalator for more than four hours.
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a
repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have
some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder,
and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, "What are
you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like... HELLO! You need to roll
up the windows first."
and...
Irish Humor
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass
every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
Craig , Type 2
NSW, Australia
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