Re: OT Joke

A preacher woke up one really fine day.
When he looked out the window, the first
thing that popped into his mind was "Golf!"

The second was, "But today is Sunday."

There was a brief ethical struggle, and
the wrong side won. He called up the church,
and his secretary answered.

"June, I'm not feeling well. Could you ask
Tom to do the sermon? All my notes are on
my desk."

He packed up his clubs and drove 35 miles
to another town where he wouldn't be recognized.
Put on sunglasses, just in case.

Something happened on the third hole.
It was 400 yards, and he typically drove about 200.
But just as he swung, a gust of wind came up and
the ball not only made it to the green, but dropped
right in for a hole-in-one!

Stunned, Gabriel said to God, "Why did You do that ?!?"

God's reply: "Because he can't tell anyone!"

--
Wes Groleau

Even if you do learn to speak correct English,
whom are you going to speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow

"Wes Groleau" <groleau+news@freeshell.org> wrote in message
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> A preacher woke up one really fine day.
> When he looked out the window, the first
> thing that popped into his mind was "Golf!"
>
> The second was, "But today is Sunday."
>
> There was a brief ethical struggle, and
> the wrong side won. He called up the church,
> and his secretary answered.
>
> "June, I'm not feeling well. Could you ask
> Tom to do the sermon? All my notes are on
> my desk."
>
> He packed up his clubs and drove 35 miles
> to another town where he wouldn't be recognized.
> Put on sunglasses, just in case.
>
> Something happened on the third hole.
> It was 400 yards, and he typically drove about 200.
> But just as he swung, a gust of wind came up and
> the ball not only made it to the green, but dropped
> right in for a hole-in-one!
>
> Stunned, Gabriel said to God, "Why did You do that ?!?"
>
> God's reply: "Because he can't tell anyone!"

lol

"Ozgirl" <are_we_there_yet@maccas.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Wes Groleau" <groleau+news@freeshell.org> wrote in message
> news:XxQ_h.79$iY3.30@trnddc08...
>> A preacher woke up one really fine day.
>> When he looked out the window, the first
>> thing that popped into his mind was "Golf!"
>>
>> The second was, "But today is Sunday."
>>
>> There was a brief ethical struggle, and
>> the wrong side won. He called up the church,
>> and his secretary answered.
>>
>> "June, I'm not feeling well. Could you ask
>> Tom to do the sermon? All my notes are on
>> my desk."
>>
>> He packed up his clubs and drove 35 miles
>> to another town where he wouldn't be recognized.
>> Put on sunglasses, just in case.
>>
>> Something happened on the third hole.
>> It was 400 yards, and he typically drove about 200.
>> But just as he swung, a gust of wind came up and
>> the ball not only made it to the green, but dropped
>> right in for a hole-in-one!
>>
>> Stunned, Gabriel said to God, "Why did You do that ?!?"
>>
>> God's reply: "Because he can't tell anyone!"
>
> lol
>

One of the best jokes yuo can play on a golfer is to make him hink hes made
a hole-in-one. They did that to me when I started playing and I went around
for months talking about my "great shot". Most of the people I was bragging
to was in on the joke, the rest thought I was a liar.

Jimmie

"Jimmie D" <GFENDER@carolina.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Ozgirl" <are_we_there_yet@maccas.com> wrote in message
> news:133oiih9dch0837@news.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Wes Groleau" <groleau+news@freeshell.org> wrote in message
> > news:XxQ_h.79$iY3.30@trnddc08...
> >> A preacher woke up one really fine day.
> >> When he looked out the window, the first
> >> thing that popped into his mind was "Golf!"
> >>
> >> The second was, "But today is Sunday."
> >>
> >> There was a brief ethical struggle, and
> >> the wrong side won. He called up the church,
> >> and his secretary answered.
> >>
> >> "June, I'm not feeling well. Could you ask
> >> Tom to do the sermon? All my notes are on
> >> my desk."
> >>
> >> He packed up his clubs and drove 35 miles
> >> to another town where he wouldn't be recognized.
> >> Put on sunglasses, just in case.
> >>
> >> Something happened on the third hole.
> >> It was 400 yards, and he typically drove about 200.
> >> But just as he swung, a gust of wind came up and
> >> the ball not only made it to the green, but dropped
> >> right in for a hole-in-one!
> >>
> >> Stunned, Gabriel said to God, "Why did You do that ?!?"
> >>
> >> God's reply: "Because he can't tell anyone!"
> >
> > lol
> >
>
> One of the best jokes yuo can play on a golfer is to make him hink hes
made
> a hole-in-one. They did that to me when I started playing and I went
around
> for months talking about my "great shot". Most of the people I was
bragging
> to was in on the joke, the rest thought I was a liar.
>
> Jimmie

Aww, how mean

On Sun, 6 May 2007 12:41:12 -0400, "Jimmie D"
<GFENDER@carolina.rr.com> wrote:

>
>"Ozgirl" <are_we_there_yet@maccas.com> wrote in message
>news:133oiih9dch0837@news.supernews.com...
>>
>> "Wes Groleau" <groleau+news@freeshell.org> wrote in message
>> news:XxQ_h.79$iY3.30@trnddc08...
>>> A preacher woke up one really fine day.
>>> When he looked out the window, the first
>>> thing that popped into his mind was "Golf!"
>>>
>>> The second was, "But today is Sunday."
>>>
>>> There was a brief ethical struggle, and
>>> the wrong side won. He called up the church,
>>> and his secretary answered.
>>>
>>> "June, I'm not feeling well. Could you ask
>>> Tom to do the sermon? All my notes are on
>>> my desk."
>>>
>>> He packed up his clubs and drove 35 miles
>>> to another town where he wouldn't be recognized.
>>> Put on sunglasses, just in case.
>>>
>>> Something happened on the third hole.
>>> It was 400 yards, and he typically drove about 200.
>>> But just as he swung, a gust of wind came up and
>>> the ball not only made it to the green, but dropped
>>> right in for a hole-in-one!
>>>
>>> Stunned, Gabriel said to God, "Why did You do that ?!?"
>>>
>>> God's reply: "Because he can't tell anyone!"
>>
>> lol
>>
>
>One of the best jokes yuo can play on a golfer is to make him hink hes made
>a hole-in-one. They did that to me when I started playing and I went around
>for months talking about my "great shot". Most of the people I was bragging
>to was in on the joke, the rest thought I was a liar.
>
>Jimmie
>

Nice friends you had.

I presume I got the tense right.


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"Alan S" <loralgtweightandcarbs@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 6 May 2007 12:41:12 -0400, "Jimmie D"
> <GFENDER@carolina.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Ozgirl" <are_we_there_yet@maccas.com> wrote in message
>>news:133oiih9dch0837@news.supernews.com...
>>>
>>> "Wes Groleau" <groleau+news@freeshell.org> wrote in message
>>> news:XxQ_h.79$iY3.30@trnddc08...
>>>> A preacher woke up one really fine day.
>>>> When he looked out the window, the first
>>>> thing that popped into his mind was "Golf!"
>>>>
>>>> The second was, "But today is Sunday."
>>>>
>>>> There was a brief ethical struggle, and
>>>> the wrong side won. He called up the church,
>>>> and his secretary answered.
>>>>
>>>> "June, I'm not feeling well. Could you ask
>>>> Tom to do the sermon? All my notes are on
>>>> my desk."
>>>>
>>>> He packed up his clubs and drove 35 miles
>>>> to another town where he wouldn't be recognized.
>>>> Put on sunglasses, just in case.
>>>>
>>>> Something happened on the third hole.
>>>> It was 400 yards, and he typically drove about 200.
>>>> But just as he swung, a gust of wind came up and
>>>> the ball not only made it to the green, but dropped
>>>> right in for a hole-in-one!
>>>>
>>>> Stunned, Gabriel said to God, "Why did You do that ?!?"
>>>>
>>>> God's reply: "Because he can't tell anyone!"
>>>
>>> lol
>>>
>>
>>One of the best jokes yuo can play on a golfer is to make him hink hes
>>made
>>a hole-in-one. They did that to me when I started playing and I went
>>around
>>for months talking about my "great shot". Most of the people I was
>>bragging
>>to was in on the joke, the rest thought I was a liar.
>>
>>Jimmie
>>
>
> Nice friends you had.
>
> I presume I got the tense right.
>
They were just getting even, that kind of thing was always going on with
us.. We did have one guy in the group that liked to take practical jokes way
to far. He woke up one morning to find various creases in his body super
glued closed.

Jimmie