Re: WINNERS! Kooks of the Year, 2006

All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:27:47 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
Vote Wrangler whined:

> <music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_9kgqn7DQ </music>
>
> The time has come to announce the winners of the 2006 Usenet Kooks of the
> Year Awards. Envelopes, please!
>
> <music>drumroll</music>
>
> ROOKIE KOOK OF THE YEAR
>
> The winner is...ANDREW B. CHUNG!
>
> 23 votes Andrew B. Chung
> 04 votes Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
> 04 votes Daniel Joseph Min
> 04 votes Daryl Hunt
> 04 votes Saucerheads of alt.astronomy 02 votes Dustin Cook
> 02 votes Tim Bolen
> 02 votes Viking of soc.men
> 01 votes Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
> 00 votes Catherine Burr
> 00 votes Honest John
>
> Congratulations, Double-Doctor! You completely stomped your competition,
> garnering more votes than all the rest of the field combined. Then again,
> it should come as no surprise, as you've worked extremely hard in your
> rookie year, winning 22 USENET Kook awards, not counting the ones you've
> won on this ballot. With this award, you've tied Raymond Karczewski with
> 23. In a perverse way, that's impressive!

Twenty-three votes on his twenty-third award win? It was ordained by Eris...

> KOOK OF THE YEAR
>
> The winner is...PAMELA K. RUSSELL!
>
> 30 votes Pamela K Russell
> 06 votes Andrew B. Chung
> 03 votes Brad Guth
> 03 votes soc.men
> 02 votes Barbara Schwarz
> 02 votes Chuck Lysaght
> 02 votes Steve Young
> 01 votes Alexa Cameron
> 01 votes Daniel Joseph Min
> 01 votes Daryl Hunt
> 01 votes David Tholen
> 01 votes Kenneth R Pangborn
> 01 votes Linda Gore
> 01 votes Mark Line
> 01 votes Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> 01 votes Will Dockery
> 00 votes all others
>
> Congratulations, Fangirlfriend! You also managed to roll over your
> opposition and squash them flat by having more votes cast for you than for
> all the kooks since 1994 combined. That's quite an impressive second
> consecutive victory. Now, are you up for the three-peat? I now the AMMJ
> Hater Cabal is!

Well, when it comes to squashing anyone or anything, Pambo has an unfair
advantage.

> COWARD OF THE YEAR
>
> The winner is...ANDREW B. CHUNG!
>
> 12 votes Andrew B. Chung
> 09 votes Chuck Lysaght
> 06 votes Raymond Karczewski
> 06 votes Steve Young as Rasta Khan
> 05 votes Richard Scoville
> 02 votes Andre Lieven
> 02 votes Dustin Cook
> 02 votes Honest John
> 01 votes Michael Baldwin Bruce
>
> Congratulations a second time, Double-Doctor! It's a rare thing to win an
> award three months in a row and even rarer to do it in the last three
> months of the year. That certainly helped you eke out a victory against
> one of the most yellow-bellied field of kooks to deface an AUK ballot in
> many a year. Even if one of the your races wasn't a landslide, the stiff
> competition made winning your 24th award all that more legitimate. That
> reminds me, you are now ahead of Kazoo the Living Christ in the all-time
> awards race.

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> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE YEAR
>
> The winner is...MCP of soc.men!
>
> 08 votes MCP of soc.men
> 07 votes Ken Pangborn
> 06 votes Kathy Mosesian
> 05 votes Viking of soc.men
> 05 votes Honest John
> 04 votes Azure
> 03 votes Jaime Baillie
> 03 votes L. W. "Bill" Hughes III
> 02 votes Daryl Hunt
> 02 votes Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons
> 01 votes Jill of soc.men
> 01 votes Kurt Gavin
>
> Congratulations, Male Chauvinist Pig! You have won the inaugural Clueless
> Newbie of the Year award against the most notoriously clueless posters on
> USENET. Even more amazing, you managed to be the most clueless poster on
> soc.men, which managed to provide four of the twelve candidates all by
> itself. So, MCP, pat yourself on the back; you're alpha (clueless) male
> on soc.men, one of the most clueless groups on USENET!

If he can beat out KKKathy, Kenny, Blooey, Baillie, and Hunt, he's
infinitely kl00less.

> RICHBULL.COM MEMORIAL AWARD FOR KOOKSITE OF THE YEAR
>
> The winner is...http://www.heartmdphd.com!
>
> 25 votes http://www.heartmdphd.com
> 12 votes http://www.cotse.net/users/jeffrelf/ 09 votes
> http://groups.msn.com/psycologicalwarfare
>
> Hey, Double-Doctor--that's you! With yet another landslide, you and your
> kooksite combined have won 25 awards. That means that you are now in
> fifth place on the all time lits after only one year's work. Why, you
> could be the next Jesness, Bullis, or Wollmann!

I think an award should be named after him -- either existing or new.

> This concludes the announcement of the winners of the 2006 Usenet Kook of
> the Year Awards. Sixty-four people submitted sixty-four ballots. Five
> people managed to violate the rules in both mundane and amusing ways. Two
> voters had no USENET posting history, one used an altered ballot, one
> voted for candidates not on the ballot, and a fifth voted against himself.
> Fluffy was pleased to have so much shredded paper in his litter box.
> Consequently, fifty-nine ballots were deemed valid and counted.

Well, I tried to warn them, but I guess I needed a bigger cluebat.

> See you all the last week of the month, when nominations will open for
> candidates to oppose Richard Scoville, Tom Bishop, and Andrew Chung for
> the Whining Baby New Year Award. Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming,
> Bob, and Fluffy!

ALL HAIL FLUFFY, FOR HE HACE MUCH GRATENESS!!1

> Now a special recessional in honor of the repeat winner of Kook of the
> Year. Now we (tinw) know where Fangirlfriend gets her arguments!
>
> <music>"Michael Jackson is Guilty"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h-re-zaG4c </music>

No time for fripperies, I must watch 24 on DVR now...!;-{P}

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