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Old 05-20-2008, 02:50 AM
Johnnie McCoy
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Default Same ol' boring arteries.

Had the silly test, today. Woman had me strip to my shorts while she
slathered me all over with something slimy and rubbed a cold, vaguely
phallic looking gizmo around my neck, chest and, once or twice, alarmingly
close to Mr. Happy. Woulda been a lot more fun if she'd been better looking.
Anyway, she said it didn't look any different than it did 2 years ago (I
assumed by "it," she meant the results).

Didn't see the doctor so I didn't get to holler at him about the expensive
meds... next week, for that.

Just took my Lyrica. Three more hours to midnight grill. Couldn't find any
New York Pinot Noir, but I found one from Oregon... figured that was about
the same latitude, probably lots of rain, there... gotta be some fungus for
those grapes to tussle with so there should be plenty of reswhatsit in it.

John




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Old 05-20-2008, 01:28 PM
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On May 19, 9:16*pm, "Johnnie McCoy" <johnniemc...@NOSPAMhotmail.com>
wrote:
> Had the silly test, today. Woman had me strip to my shorts while she
> slathered me all over with something slimy and rubbed a cold, vaguely
> phallic looking gizmo around my neck, chest and, *once or twice, alarmingly
> close to Mr. Happy.
> John



Consider yourself lucky.

John C.
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:16 PM
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On Tue, 20 May 2008 01:16:22 GMT, "Johnnie McCoy"
<johnniemccoy@NOSPAMhotmail.com> wrote:

>Had the silly test, today. Woman had me strip to my shorts while she
>slathered me all over with something slimy and rubbed a cold, vaguely
>phallic looking gizmo around my neck, chest and, once or twice, alarmingly
>close to Mr. Happy. Woulda been a lot more fun if she'd been better looking.
>Anyway, she said it didn't look any different than it did 2 years ago (I
>assumed by "it," she meant the results).
>

Let's hope you assumed OK; maybe Mr Happy's proximity wasn't
accidental...

>Didn't see the doctor so I didn't get to holler at him about the expensive
>meds... next week, for that.
>
>Just took my Lyrica. Three more hours to midnight grill. Couldn't find any
>New York Pinot Noir, but I found one from Oregon... figured that was about
>the same latitude, probably lots of rain, there... gotta be some fungus for
>those grapes to tussle with so there should be plenty of reswhatsit in it.
>
>John
>

Best wishes next week; but at least "it's" OK:-)

Time you tried a decent bottle from the antipodes; you
obviously tried a wrong one last time.

Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
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Old 05-21-2008, 12:05 AM
Johnnie McCoy
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"John" <jcarney44@verizon.net> wrote in message
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> On May 19, 9:16 pm, "Johnnie McCoy" <johnniemc...@NOSPAMhotmail.com>
> wrote:
>> Had the silly test, today. Woman had me strip to my shorts while she
>> slathered me all over with something slimy and rubbed a cold, vaguely
>> phallic looking gizmo around my neck, chest and, once or twice,
>> alarmingly
>> close to Mr. Happy.
>> John

>
>
> Consider yourself lucky.
>
> John C.
>

....that is was only close, or not close enough

John

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Old 05-21-2008, 12:05 AM
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"Alan S" <loralgtweightandcarbs@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>>

> Best wishes next week; but at least "it's" OK:-)
>
>

Thanks
>
>
> Time you tried a decent bottle from the antipodes; you
> obviously tried a wrong one last time.
>
> Cheers,
>
>

Gotta admit, as I've grown old, my tastes have devolved from dilettante
connoisseur, to white-trash wino - probably due to smoking for so long that
my taste buds have turned into mushrooms. I've become quite content with the
"on sale, 3 bottles for 10 bucks" varieties

John

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Old 05-21-2008, 06:17 AM
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John <jcarney44@verizon.net> wrote:
> On May 19, 9:16=A0pm, "Johnnie McCoy" <johnniemc...@NOSPAMhotmail.com>


> > Had the silly test, today. Woman had me strip to my shorts while she
> > slathered me all over with something slimy and rubbed a cold, vaguely
> > phallic looking gizmo around my neck, chest and, =A0once or twice,
> > alarmingly close to Mr. Happy.


> Consider yourself lucky.


I hope the K-Y was warm!

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