What is the highest BG ever recorded?

I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been eating
only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up more?

"Larry" <homersimp@burns.net> wrote in message
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>I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
>would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been eating
>only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
>stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
>minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up
>more?

This can't be for real.

I've seen posts of BG in the 1,000's here. And you don't want to break
that. Most likely the highest BG comes about upon diagnosis when the body
is in a state of glucotoxicty. And most likely it's a type 1 who can't
bring it back down without insulin.

Bye troll!

Larry wrote:
> I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
> would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been eating
> only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
> stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
> minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up more?
>
>
Get a serious inflammatory disease and perform an autologous
pancreatectomy with a Norwegian Trollhatten Jagt. Try to do this before
summer school starts.

"Larry" <homersimp@burns.net> wrote in message
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>I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
>would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been eating
>only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
>stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
>minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up
>more?
>
>

Michael Dougherty at 12 years old in November 1995 was found to have a blood
sugar level of 2,350 and was still conscious.

http://menshealth.about.com/od/condi...bloodsugar.htm

You just arent trying hard enough!
Did you even try snorting powedered sugar and using a iv drip of high
fructose corn syrup?
No?
Bah go away u are not worthy!
<and yes this is a joke response to a troll so simmah down nah those without
the humour gene..lol>

KROM

"Larry" <homersimp@burns.net> wrote in message
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>I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
>would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been eating
>only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
>stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
>minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up
>more?
>
>

"Larry" <homersimp@burns.net> wrote in
news:moc1i.603$nh.334@bignews3.bellsouth.net:

> I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading
> and would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have
> been eating only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at
> 635. I have stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any
> exercise to a minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how
> to get my bg up more?
>
>

The best way would be to take several bags of sugar and a hammer and
'pound sand' until it comes out your nose.

--
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than to those attending too small a degree of it." Thomas Jefferson

"History is earmarked by the successes of liberals and mistakes of
conservatives." - ETG

>
> This can't be for real.
>

of course it wasnt real

On 12 May, 07:24, "Davybear" <Davyb...@adelphia.net> wrote:
> "Larry" <homers...@burns.net> wrote in message
>
> news:moc1i.603$nh.334@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>
> >I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
> >would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been eating
> >only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
> >stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
> >minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up
> >more?
>
> Michael Dougherty at 12 years old in November 1995 was found to have a blood
> sugar level of 2,350 and was still conscious.
>
> http://menshealth.about.com/od/condi...bloodsugar.htm

And then they tapped a spout into his side, collected his fluids in a
bucket, and poured him on pancakes.

2350? Sheesh! Most home meters top out somewhere not far above 500.

"Larry" <homersimp@burns.net> wrote in message
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> >
>> This can't be for real.
>>
>
> of course it wasnt real

So why did you waste our time posting it?

"Nico" <nkadel@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On 12 May, 07:24, "Davybear" <Davyb...@adelphia.net> wrote:
>> "Larry" <homers...@burns.net> wrote in message
>>
>> news:moc1i.603$nh.334@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>>
>> >I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
>> >would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been
>> >eating
>> >only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
>> >stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
>> >minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up
>> >more?
>>
>> Michael Dougherty at 12 years old in November 1995 was found to have a
>> blood
>> sugar level of 2,350 and was still conscious.
>>
>> http://menshealth.about.com/od/condi...bloodsugar.htm
>
> And then they tapped a spout into his side, collected his fluids in a
> bucket, and poured him on pancakes.
>
> 2350? Sheesh! Most home meters top out somewhere not far above 500.
>


I think they go to 600 and then just say HI.
I had a 518 and that is when I found out I was diabetic.
I felt like a lawnmower had run over me.
I new I had the symptoms and went out and got a sidekick disposable meter.
First test I did said 518. (about 12 midnight)
I tested about every 20 min. and it got down to less than 300.(by 4am)
The next day I went to the doctor and told him I had diabetes.

>> Michael Dougherty at 12 years old in November 1995 was found to have a
>> blood
>> sugar level of 2,350 and was still conscious.
>>

Ha, 12 years old and in November. I am guessing November 1st - the day after
Holloween.

>> >
>>> This can't be for real.
>>>
>>
>> of course it wasnt real
>
> So why did you waste our time posting it?

I didnt waste your time posting it, you wasted your time reading it. It was
an attempt at humor, but I guess I failed.

Miserably.

Cheri


Larry wrote in message ...

>an attempt at humor, but I guess I failed.

"Larry" <homersimp@burns.net> wrote in message
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>
>>> >
>>>> This can't be for real.
>>>>
>>>
>>> of course it wasnt real
>>
>> So why did you waste our time posting it?
>
> I didnt waste your time posting it, you wasted your time reading it. It
> was an attempt at humor, but I guess I failed.

Apparently so.

On 13 May, 06:58, "Larry" <homers...@burns.net> wrote:
> >> Michael Dougherty at 12 years old in November 1995 was found to have a
> >> blood
> >> sugar level of 2,350 and was still conscious.
>
> Ha, 12 years old and in November. I am guessing November 1st - the day after
> Holloween.

Ohhhh. Good possibility!

But it sounds more like he glucose tested the M&M's he had in his
hand, not his actual blood stream.

On 12 May, 16:06, Gene <W...@Me.com> wrote:

>
> The best way would be to take several bags of sugar and a hammer and
> 'pound sand' until it comes out your nose.

Nahh, Set up a funnel, tap it into your carotid, and pour in molasses.

On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:00:53 -0500, "Larry"
<homersimp@burns.net> wrote:

>
>I didnt waste your time posting it, you wasted your time reading it. It was
>an attempt at humor, but I guess I failed.

Good guess.

Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.

On May 12, 11:00?pm, "Larry" <homers...@burns.net> wrote:
> >>> This can't be for real.
>
> >> of course it wasnt real
>
> > So why did you waste our time posting it?
>
> I didnt waste your time posting it, you wasted your time reading it. It was
> an attempt at humor, but I guess I failed.

Larry,

As you no doubt have realized already some in this group has a very
selective and stilted sense of humor. If you would have made some
joke about how the ADA will pay for someone's funeral or a joke about
Alzheimer's research, or slamming a Type1 diabetic then the same
people who felt the need to insult you would have laughed like monkeys
with a can of shaving cream.

Those who didn't get the joke could have easily just skipped over your
post. I appreciate your sense of humor and think having one is an
important part of diabetes. Don't let the assholes get you down.

Kurt

"Kurt" <kurtwheeling1965@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On May 12, 11:00?pm, "Larry" <homers...@burns.net> wrote:
> > >>> This can't be for real.
> >
> > >> of course it wasnt real
> >
> > > So why did you waste our time posting it?
> >
> > I didnt waste your time posting it, you wasted your time reading it. It
was
> > an attempt at humor, but I guess I failed.
>
> Larry,
>
> As you no doubt have realized already some in this group has a very
> selective and stilted sense of humor. If you would have made some
> joke about how the ADA will pay for someone's funeral or a joke about
> Alzheimer's research, or slamming a Type1 diabetic then the same
> people who felt the need to insult you would have laughed like monkeys
> with a can of shaving cream.
>
> Those who didn't get the joke could have easily just skipped over your
> post. I appreciate your sense of humor and think having one is an
> important part of diabetes. Don't let the assholes get you down.

Says Kurt the hypocrite who doesn't believe diseases and medical disorders
should be joked about. In Kurt world it depends on who is telling the joke
and which people are laughing or not. A swinging voter if I ever saw one.

Kurt wrote:
> joke about how the ADA will pay for someone's funeral ....

I certainly wouldn't consider that a joke.
To close to home--Indiana Medicaid is willing to
pay thousands to make someone comfortable while
they die of cancer, but not a cent for medicine
to prevent a treated cancer from coming back.

And the Veteran's Administration is spending loads
of our tax money treating diabetic complications
in people who listened to their V.A. doctors when
they couldn't afford a doctor that actually knew
something.

> Those who didn't get the joke could have easily just skipped over your
> post. I appreciate your sense of humor and think having one is an
> important part of diabetes. Don't let the assholes get you down.

And congratulate yourself--if the rest of us were
unable to tell the difference between a joke and a
troll, at least you helped Kurt out by giving him
another opening for his need to slam people who
stubbornly refuse to agree with him.

--
Wes Groleau
http://freepages.rootsweb.com/~wgroleau/Wes

On Sat, 12 May 2007 00:40:37 -0500, "Larry" <homersimp@burns.net>
wrote:

>I would like to break the world record for high blood sugar reading and
>would like to know what is the highest bg ever recorded. I have been eating
>only sugar for the last 2 weeks but my bg has plateaued at 635. I have
>stayed on the couch for the last week trying to keep any exercise to a
>minimum but the bg still hasnt risen. Any ideas on how to get my bg up more?
>


Home BG meters don't normally read over 500. Thanks for being stupid
enough to play this troll.

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