Homeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i19997

Winston-Salem, North Carolina - Nutritionists at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
have discovered a promising side-effect that could help cure the obesity
epidemic in the US. Apparently, eating only a few sprinkles from the top of
a doughnut triggers a natural reaction in the body that leads to 'ketosis'
(or the same effect that can be seen in low-carbohydrate diets).

"This is a very exciting breakthrough!" exclaimed Lead Nutritionist
Augustus Christian Friedrich Samuel Hahnemann-Gloop.

Krispy Kreme stock rose almost immediately, thereby restoring confidence
among Wall Street investors. The company also began an advertising campaign
marketing its new concept with t-shirts that read: "Similia Similibus
Curentur" in some foreign language means "Likes Are Cured By Likes".

Meanwhile, dozens of gastric bypass specialists are outraged and have
threatened to sue Krispy Kreme.

"Kelly" <> Meanwhile, dozens of gastric bypass specialists are outraged and
have
> threatened to sue Krispy Kreme.
>

What a creative example of spoofing. This is a great way for elementary
school students to practice creative writing. Kudos to the culos.

This reminds me of the Snoopy donut diet that once appeared in the
Peanuts cartoon years and years ago. On the first day of the year, you
eat a dozen donuts, and then you don't eat anything else for the rest
of the year.

Mary